Okidoki. Tomorrow morning I jump on a cruise ship for 7 nights off to vila, lifou and noumea.

One of my friends will be around to make sure orders are packed twice during the week, so everyone will get their orders.

Also by the time I get back we should have stock of the Paris fleshlights so those of you that have been waiting, the wait is nearly over Paris is definitely worth the flight.

Also the other thing is, the prices will be changing when I get back too, probably up slightly, due to the increase in retail/wholesale rates from the US store. Spool has reworked the figures for me to deal with when I get back. All prices will be resorted based on the rate of $0.70usd but he has also worked them out on 5 cent ranges to make it easier for me for future updates.

And lastly, the mocha fleshlights will be discontinued. We are no longer ordering stock of them since the US site is no longer making them. So whats left in stock levels is it, as we run out I will be noting a thread letting people know whats no longer available. If by chance someone orders one we have run out of, then they will be changed to pink as the alternative.

Anyways thats all the news, I will update the news feed when I get back and everything is official, this was just to get you all geared up for whats coming up

Cya all in a week.

Faz

I thought Okidoki was the name of the place where you were going to for a second Thought it was japanese or something

Enjoy your week in Dickens Cider

Im certainly aiming to Adzy, thanx

Relax and enjoy - you deserve it.

Good work. Have a fun trip Faz

Enjoy your Cruise mate

totally jealous haha but have fun faz

ah we're back now. That was the best fun on a holiday Ive had in ages.

We spent a crap load of money, I drank a crapload of wild turkey and crown lagers. The P&O really know how to make a drink. Instead of our pissy 30ml nips, their pourers were 45ml. Dam did I find out the hard way when I ordered a double in a tall glass, it was like firewater, I soon learned what the size was and that I needed to go the doubles in a skuna glass. 90ml of wild turkey in a skuna glass is awesome and only cost $12.85 a drink. 3 of them in a row and was well on the way to relaxation

Ive got a shitload of photos to put up, will probably have them all on facebook since there is so many of them.

Has an absolute blast and would recommend the 7 night lifou, vila and noumea cruise to anyone.

Glad to hear you had such a good time. lol to the drink sizes - they don't get too many doubles per bottle...

A cruise certainly means you can relax as much as you want. Please put some of your pics where we can find them, it would be good to see some places I will never go!

ok jonny ill add a few. I did take 161 pics though

These first ones were of Lifou, our second stop on the cruise, such a beautiful island. Our ship is in the background as well

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These ones are from Noumea, we were told its a dirty city but then all cities have that, I saw some beautiful sites though.

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These ones are from Vila (Vanuatu) We didnt see much of the city but did go to the markets and duty free, and then went out on a glass bottom boat plus snorkeling for the first time ever. The way the taxi and bus drivers try to get you to come with them is pretty freaky. Had to stand our ground and take control of the situation all the time.

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And these ones are pics from the ship. We went on the P&O Pacific Sun. The views of the women was magnificent. So many beauties to look at. The ship also had 9 bars in total, of which I spent a hell of a lot of time in them We took in a few shows, there was one with some dancers from Noumea, doing tahitian dancing. They also do the haka similar to NZ. When they did this, they got a heap of guys up on the stage to do it as well, myself and a mate were 2 that were called up. Then they made us strip down to our pants to do it. Was a pretty funny site seeing 40 odd white men with beer guts doing the haka.

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The blonde in the second pic, was a real honey and worked on the ship as the sports instructor. Dam did she look yummy on the dance floor each night.

The picture of the fruit monkey has a good story. On Wednesday night after leaving Vila, I got smashed with my mate as it was the hawaii night. We went up to the top deck where they were doing a hawaii party with our wives. Being smashed I went over to the buffet to get some food. In the middle of the table there was a full watermelon carved into a head. I asked them if I could have it and they said yes, but it was too heavy to carry it and the food, so I saw the monkey on the end of the buffet and asked if I could have it. They obliged so I took it as a prize.

Everyone got to see me with this thing and being as smashed as I was, our friends got some great pics of me pissed out of my head totally stoked with my achievement. Ill see if I can get hold of the pics when they put them up on facebook.

The cruise was totally awesome. We would head down for fresh made pizzas at the end of the nite when we were full of piss. The staff treated us like royalty. If you asked for it, they obliged. There really wasn't much you couldnt ask for and not be given. I dont think I was ever told no in the whole trip.

Anyways we will definitely be doing another one. Maybe a 3 niter next time without the kids.

Hope you enjoy the pics

I have looked at all your photographs (three times) and thank you for putting them up. Obviously it was a great trip, being pampered on the boat and seeing those beautiful islands.

Sounds like the bar and entertainment were fine, too. Not to mention some yummy "scenery" mostly seems to have been blond - which I believe is your favourite.

Thanks again, for bothering to put them up for my pleasure, Faz. It was much appreciated.

your welcome jonny.

The scenery was like a smorgasboard of tastes

Nice Pictures Mate!
They look Professional.
The scenery ones would make extremely good Desktop backgrounds.
Looks like you had fun.

thanx for that, they were all taken with my canon G9 in a custom setting that I generally always use

yeah Canon make some good cameras
you know about the 'push half way' auto focus?

i think I use that without even thinking about it

Second Nature aye?

Wow, looks like a lot of fun Faz and some awesome scenery. I like the second shot with the lovely green water and lively flora. (The two bikini gals look great two in the shot!)

Really makes me wanna go on a proper holiday. I had two weeks off in January but didn't really go anywhere. Might be going to New Zealand later in the year with the girlfriend so that would be awesome. Probably should get my passport lol

lol thanx Lordoth, the blonde in the black bikini in that second pic was a few cabins down from me. I got to see her wandering around the ship in a bikini quite a lot.

Its a blast having an overseas trip, great to see the different cultures and experiences.

thanx fln.

I think ill pass on those seas. The ship was rocking enough on thursday after there was a storm in Vanuatu before we got there. That was a mind fuck with the motions.

I gotto figure out which second picture you guys are talking about

So Faz man, you prefer the Paris over STU?

I do now ever since I had paris arrive last year. Im also about to post that paris is now available here too

FLN: re heavy seas. " Be careful what you wish for, you might get it".

Yes, Paris Lotus is my favourite by far (out of Original PL, Lia17 WW, Paris Lotus and now the Twista.) Next best: Twista...

glad you had an awesome time faz.
a cruise is def on my list of things to do

thanx CD. I have now finally gotten my land legs back completely

land legs? or just sober ones hehe

lol land legs yeh.

After having sea legs for 7 days and getting used to the swaying motion. When you get back to land you keep the feeling of swaying, hence getting land legs back.

It is the weirdest feeling, when driving it felt like I was all over the road. In the shower on saturday, because I was used to bracing myself for the pitching of the ship, I lifted my leg and then nearly fell over cause the shower floor didn't pitch.