Hope I spelt that correctly.

Pashy and I always joke about discreet shipping. You wouldn't believe how many support emails we see when customers ask if we send the fleshlights discreetly.

We're sending out adult toys. Of course they get sent discreetly. Every single order goes out inside of either an express post bag or an australian air express bag, so no one knows whats in the parcel.

The thing we joke about is we think we should have them turn up in a nice discreet bag, but have a big white van with a fleshlight bobbing around on the vans roof. Could you imagine the look on peoples faces seeing that driving down the street

It could be surprising; I bet many people would have no idea what it was, waving on the roof...
After all, if they did recognise it, it shouldn't shock them anyway!

lol yeh but the look on the actual customers face as the van pulled up would be priceless

hehehe yes we joke about it.. but I do understand the anxiety of some customers once they decide they want to order one.

But rest assured guys.... we are discreet and if we were not we would not have lasted this long in the business. We love the country to know about this product and what we sell, but not at the expense of your embarassment.

Here is the toon that those discretion questions remind me of...every time! Keep in mind I did used to sell ladies toys via party plan and all orders were packed in brown paper/bags LOL Now Fleshlight is in plain brown boxes *winks*

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hehe, nice find. I don't worry about it. I get stuff online not just from here which is adult and I didn't look up their FAQ because I know it will be discreet.

Oh, and how's this for being subtle. It was used on me the other night. "Come sit on my bed and feel how soft it is..." lol

I'll never order anything again, without seeing that cartoon. Talk about roflmao...
no wonder you always think of that one. Best visual joke I have seen in a while

hehe glad you like it Jonny. Tis a favourite of mine. I see it daily with customer support emails and queries about discretion. Makes me laugh and get on with answering the email.

Hmmm Othie.. was she referring to the bed or her frangipanni?

To avoid the flood of emails I think you need to establish you're very discreet on your home page followed by an image of how a package will look when it arrives (perhaps taking a photo after you've packed it in a satchel as well as beforehand). It'll probably save you getting 100 emails a day asking the same question