G'day, The Phasturbator here (that's Phantom Masturbator to some).

Thought I'd just share a simple, portable, sturdy and handy mounting solution for the Fleshlight that takes zero preparation and looks completely innocuous to the untrained eye...

Are you ready?

Its a milkcrate.

Take a look at the pic. It fits in there nice and snug and is easy enough to remove but won't wriggle out during use.

You can grip the side handles to stabilize yourself as you would with a partners legs/thighs/waist/whatever and its at perfect waist height when kneeling. Best of all, you can take it with you anywhere in the house. Whether its on the bed, on the floor, in the front yard or on roof - making it much more convenient than the ol' mattress trick. Best of all, it doubles as a convenient footstool!

Try it.

The Phasturbator.

welcome to the forums phasturbator.

Good hands free tool you've found there. So which fleshlight do you have?

Great Idea.. I'll have to give that one a try.

(Comic Relief following)

I've also found in a way the least easy Fleshlight holder (Succes to date.. NONE!!)

One's Partner..

"HI Love.. Look - I know that I am a randy barst**d and you have already said NO about 20 times.. And your still angry for me dishwashing the cat. But I am as horny as hell so if you could put THIS between your lovely thighs so that I can..."


Sadly succes rate to date.. 0, Number of replacement Fleshlights.. 5


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Or Altenantly.. The Husband's Revenge.

"I know that the Milkman has been having it off with my wife for years!!!.. So its Payback Time.. Look Mate - I've got one you your blody crates and If I ever catch you with my missus again I am going to do THIS to you!!!"

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Have a chuckle

lol marcwolf, that first one is not a problem for me, fazchicky will pop the fleshlight between her thighs if she isnt in the mood and do the rocking motions for me.

hahaha awesome Phasturbator... brilliant Idea.... I could have a party at my house I have enough milk crates to accomodate my Fleshlights and well vice versa LOL In fact, turn the milk crate over and you can have someone sit on it and she wont have to hold the fleshlight between her thighs, the crate can while you go double dipping!

Welcome to our world to Phasturbator and Marcwolf... and thanks for that comic relief Marc... keep on keeping on!

Pash

Hi Pash

Brings a whole new adult game to mind.

Blind fold, one milk crate, and 4 ( or more) different fleshlights, one on each side..

Spin the crate, and then let the one wearing the blindfold mount up.. He has 10 seconds to guess the insert in the holder..

"Oh itss.. the Bumps.. Yes I think.. Its the Ack.. Ack.. Arhhh... too late"

If I ever wanted one I think I'd just buy the official flesh mount Who bought one? lordoth? I demand photos!

Lol, cheap solution at least

edit: shit, this thread is old. thought it was recent