Where do i begin, i got online the other day to check out the fleshlight for the 60th time as i was really really bored of mrs palmer and her five duaghters. And as i looked and read other peoples comments i thought to myself, if the wife can have all those toys and things that women buy, i think it's my turn. So i placed and order. Since then i have had the patience of a child at the icecream shop waiting for it to be delivered. I knew it woul come today, everything i had to do that normaly took me all day i did at lightening speed. Then at about 1230hrs i hear a knock at the door so i run down my 5 meter hallway like im time trialing for the olympics and answer the door, bugger only the sparky to fix my stove. thirty minutes go by and i start pacing like i trying to wear a hole in the floor tiles then "Ding Dong". This time walk casually for the door so im not looking to eager to get there ( mind you i was that rady to go by then i would have let the delivery lady hold for me to use right there and then), i i grab the parcel and calmly wait for the electrician to finish up and leave. As soon as he left i had the warm water on the lube out and i was naked that fast i cant remember how i got my clothes off. I had a bone a dog couldnt chew through and was ready. I lubd up and ran my brand new pink lady with onder wave over my rock hard bad boy, holy sh*t i thought, better ease off a bit as i new i wasnt going to last long. so i gave it the slippery finger treatment,,,NIIIIICCCCEEE is all that was going through my head. At this stage the right part of me was the most senstive instead of my ears for once, ( listening for someone to come) but th wife ws at work the kids were at school and it was time. I slowly entered the FL and it was like MY GOD, i thrust into it more times than i can remember and it was awesome, i then put my new vagina oops sorry my new FL between the mattress and the base of my bed as to get at it dogy style. Great stuff but unfortunately i underestimated the power of the fleshlight. I could hold back no longer, i tried finding that "million dollar spot" ive heard about but it was to late to send a search party for that now. I lay back on my bed with my member still inside my new toy and then i withdrew quickly and BOOM i literally shot all the goodstuff straight over my shoulder and onto the nearbly curtins i had drawn for privacy. It must have been aleast without talking it up, 2.5 metres. Ive never done that before in my life and plan on giving it another as soon a ive finished this testimonial. So that my experience with the FL, i was one of the biggest sceptics in the world but just had a go and im glad i did. I just hope the wife doesnt get jealous. I can see many ways of binging this toy,,,no no this piece of artwork into my sessions in the bedroom with the wife. Im already looking at other iserts now, i think im addicted.


Cheers,,,,If you havent tried the fleslight yet, DO IT NOW.........NO EXCUSES, it'll even let you have a beer first.

welcome to the forums patches, great testimonial.

I really do hope you get to have some fun with it and the missus

Welcome to the Forums Patches. And nice testimonial as well. I liked the bit about the ears LOL.

thanks guys, i just cant wait for the wife to get home so i can show her a thing or two and the say "here hold this" LOL, only joking but im sure she'll like it too.

Welcome Patches. Always glad to see other people getting a real kick out of it. It really is one to win over the sceptics!

great testimonial patches and welcome.
good to see another convert to convince the sceptics

Thanks for the welcome, it felt a bit weird telling other guys about my experience with the FL but they need to know. Good to feel welcome.
Thanks....

lol probably does feel a bit weird the first time you talk about it
but on here at least its like preaching to the converted. we all fully understand what your saying and feeling

spread the word!! hehe

Welcome Patches. Yes, we all know what you're talking about... A good testimonial. If nobody else has said it yet to you, IT GETS BETTER WITH PRACTICE!

Let us hear how you have got on, when you have tried her out a few more times. Keep it up (pun intended)

hahaha OMG Patches that was great. Welcome to our world...

GREAT teste... hehehe i laughed out loud a few times through it... makes my job so worth while reading a story like yours. Simply love it! hehehehe

Hope to see more from you on the forum and good luck on showing this to the wife and making your sessions all that more fun. I hope she notices the improvement on your stamina and maybe she will be a fan of fleshlight too!!!!

Welcome to the FLight Club!

Pash

Just out of curiosity which one do you have, Pink Lady Original?

What are you thinking of for your next insert?

Pash

Welcome Patches, Nice to hear from another convert.

FleshLights are far better than a handjob.

More powerful orgasms thats for sure.

hi all back again thanks for ya comments.
this thing has deffinately built my stamina to match that of iron mans, although when using my fleshy i feel like a virgin and last aslong as one, but in the bedrrom with the mrs WOO HOO , i can do the dance for longer than i could before, sometimes the wife gets the FL out and simulates a three way (use your imaginations) its F*@king great.
Next insert will be most likely the butt insert, but not sure what sensation ,,any reccomedations. Pash good to hear you iked my testi, let me tell you if im lieing, may i bee struck down right now. (still here) Thts enough for now i might head off and um well you know.

Cheers
Patches
May the Fleshlight be with you.......

I have the pink lady with the wonder wave..
you guys need to invent and sell a shammy thats like a rifle pull through to help with the drying of this product internally.
(cut me in)

id go the pink butt super ribbed or the speed bump

thanks fo the advice Fazman...
A nice big pic of pashes lips would go a long way aswell, lol

haha awww Im blushing patches.. thank you!

I agree with Faz.. Butt Super Ribbed you will last less than you already do with the wonderwave.. hehe Mouth is also a HOT option (topic of the day), this might be better with the speed bump sensation.

Sounds like you and you're wife are having some GREAT fun and pleased to hear it is helping with your stamina, this is very very good to hear as we promote stamina training for all fleshlights, which can be compared with Nasal technology on price or fun, but we do not have the medical backing.

Im sure it wouldn't take much for a team of doctors to be convinced the Fleshlight could be medically used to aid in premature ejaculation?

hehe

Pash
x

Pash, you actually BLUSHING? Surely not?

But I agree with Patches; I would like a better picture than those on your website...
How about it?

Regards and *kisses*
jonnyW

Thanks for the feedback guys. Dont be shy Pash, you have a set of the most seductive lips ive seen on a woman so show em off.

Patches

Well, Pash is so cute and cuddly and I'm Gay!