Now THAT's great service right there! -thanks Pash and Faz
After taking it home, I opened it up and read the accompanying instructions.
The first thing it has is a warning saying:
ATTENTION!
Remove and discard the white plastic tube from the gel insert. The tube is for
shipping purposes only and can cause bodily harm if not removed prior to use.
Note: Inserts shipped outside of the case do not have the tubes.
With the ammount of guys who never read instructions, it makes me wonder how many over
eager guys have hurt themselves. ouch!
After taking the tube out, I unscrewed the cover and played around with it a little. It was very soft and life like. I stuck a finger in to feel the internal bumps. They seem to lend a textre that is also quite real to life. I took out the insert and examined it along with the case. It surprised me how thick and sturdy the cases were, and after a little more playing around I packed it up and put it away. (I knew that I would have plenty of time to use it later)
Anywho, It wasn't 'till late in the night when I decided to give it a go.
I removed the insert, took the little sample of "ID glide" that came with the STU and placed them both into some very warm water. Whilst waiting for them to heat up, I returned to my computer to find some insipration. I found it in a video of a very nice girl that likes to pleasure herself. "that will do nicely" I thought to myself.
I retrieved the insert and lube from the water and towel dried the outside of them. After returning the insert to it's case, I lubed it and myself up and started the video. I held the FLeshLight on the edge of the desk and slowly slid myself in. It was very warm and the large bumps of the STU seemed to blend together to create a very realistic sensation. Being an uncut guy, and having highly arousing porn, I lasted alot longer than I thought I would. I guess I shouldn't be so surprised, my endurance has always been pretty good in the sack. (I guess all that hand work in my early years payed off huh?)
After a little while, I was approaching the finish line. The Fleshlight was still quite warm so I didn't bother to hold back and I went for it! This is where I was pleasently surprised. With the warmth and the texture, the the ammount of percieved stimulation went through the roof! Rarely do you find this level of stimulation with a real woman. Although, I guess perfomance anxiety might have something to do with it. It was definately one of my more intense orgasms. It didn't last all that long, but was so intense that I had to stop. Usually I only have to slow down, but this time I couldn't move. Now that was one ball-draining experience.
When I finished up, I cleaned the whole thing out immediately with warm water, dried it with a towel and put it aside to air out. Very quick and easy. It wasn't long before it all was dry (inside and out) and I could reassemble it for storage. I think the trick is to make sure the FleshLight is at "full operating temperature" after you wads.
I look forward to building up my frequent FLyer miles with this airline!
Sorry about all the smilies, but the STU will do that.
Shotgun out.