Hey Guys,
New user here with a slightly different testy.
Firstly thanks Lisa for fixing my login problem:)
OK so I get home from work thursday and as i drive in the driveway my package is sitting on the doorstep, Thank god no bastard nicked it!
I was so excited I just could not get the flamin key in the door, I was even a little bit nervous, that may sound funny but there you go.
Wifes out of town so plenty of time to experiment
I was desperatley hungry, I hadn't had lunch because it was a short day at work, I quickly threw some leftovers in the mic and while that was heating I unpacked the FL.
First impression is that whoever came up with that fleshy material is some sort of genius! I really didn't expect anything even remotely like that stuff!
The only experience I had with sex toys is the ones the wife owns, you know the standard pink dildo rubber things, but this is something else!
I wonder if this is what the real dolls are made of, imagine that! It would be so close to shagging a corpse it actually freaks me out a bit so no I won't bother with the real doll just yet, plus it would way a ton because the FL is pretty weighty.
Anyway as I wolf down lunch, my FL and I, eye each other off warily from across the table, even though the feel of it blows my tiny mind I'm still sceptical, that way if it doesn't work, I won't be too disappointed.
OK lunch done, I retreat to the computer room to put on one of my umm. nature documentries you know the ones, well this is were it all starts to fall apart
10,000 times I have watched porn on this machine and this one time, this critical moment is when the damn thing blue screens. Oh sweet Jesus of Nazereth I can't believe it!!!
3 reboots and the poxy thing finally starts, I'm good to go, but I'm not hard now just pissed off! So using the lips turns out to be a very erotic thing once everything is lubed up, I bought the pink lady ST and yeah once shes lubed, it's on baby.
The first penetration is amazing and I feel a dopey grin come on as I realise that this thing and I are going to become very close!
So the first time was just like with a new partner, there is a definate learning curve to using the FL and after my fist attempt I knew that it could be made better, first of all the end cap leaks, so out comes the electrical tape, couple of winds and then refit, then I drill a small hole about 3 mm dia in the end cap, so no need to regulate pressure by turning the cap, just tap the hole on the back stroke and this baby is like a milking machine with incredible suction.
The suction is so intense that it actually pulls the sleeve back inside the case, like I care! this is getting high tech now!
Now the problem of lube hmmm...
OK grab one of the wifes new scourer sponges and tear the scourer off leaving just yellow sponge, cut to fit in the end of the FL and mix some lube and some water and soak up with the small sponge.
So now u have a small reservoir of lube always trickling down the sleeve of the FL, no more lube problems, no more stopping mid wank to lube up again.
OK I gotta go now I think I'm in love...........