Well, I thought this testimonial stuff was crap. I thought, what's the point of posting about how you masturbate? You buy a sex toy, use it, and get on with your life, don't tell anyone about it.

So what? I did some research, read 6 trillion times about how good this Fleshlight thingy is, and decided to buy one. Bought an original (no bumps) with a mouth, 'cause I like a good BJ as much as the next guy. Seeing as how I travel alot and spend many evenings alone in crap hotels (and in a very serious relationship, so I can't go and pick up wherever I am - and I'm a very monogomous guy), I thought, this might just beat good ol' Ms. Palmer and her five daughters.

Once I ordered one of these things, the thing I wanted to do the most was just touch the flesh bit. See what it feels like. To be honest, I wasn't expecting great things from a man made product. Nothing beats the real thing, right?

So it arrived, and I took it out, and touched it. That's some freaky shit, man! I don't know what stuff they use, but it feels pretty odd. Bit like skin, but not. I can't even think of a single thing to liken it to.

Then I found an opportunity to try it (OK. Let's be totally honest here. I used it pretty much straight away. It arrived while the missus was out for the day. How good is that!?!?!?).

There is one thing to be made very clear here. ONCE YOU ADD LUBE, IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD. IT'S VERY DAMN REAL. Even just touching it was extremely erotic. Rubbing myself over the lips felt VERY smooth and soft, but entering was one of the most enjoyable sexual experiences of my life! This thing is amazing. The first pair of lips that has ever let me bury myself to the hilt!

And the weirdest thing? I thought it was damn strange that all these fellas on the forum were naming their FL's, but after using one, I COMPLETELY understand why. I've used it twice and already I'm thinking about calling her Sarah and buying another insert so she's not lonely!

I wasn't going to do this putting up a "testimonial" thing. It's not me. I don't advertise to the world what I do in my private life. I guess being anonymous helps a bit first up, but I had to tell someone - this thing f*cking rocks!!

I've got more experimenting to do (trying the suction thingy, and the "shoe method" looks interesting!). I'm hoping the missus will be curious enough to use it on me one day

The only thing that's a bit dissapointing is that the FL doesn't get up and clean herself up!

Damn it, just thinking about it writing this makes me wanna go and get 'er out and give her another go right now!

Pash and the gang, you've done a great service for horny blokes all over oz by distributing this. Thanks for the smooth order (pardon the pun)!


P.S. Pash, I hope you realise that your lips avatar probably has blokes all over the forum reaching for their MM FL's!


Peace.

lol welcome to the forums twister. Sorry for the delay in approving the topic, I didnt notice the icon saying there was one to approve.

That was great how you just had to tell someone. And the testimonials place is the best anonymous way to do it. As you said, "I did some research, read 6 trillion times about how good this Fleshlight thingy is" and now you have added your own testimonial to help others decide as well.

Thanx for the testimonial, it was great to read.

Faz

Welcome to the forum, and to the world of Fleshlight, twister.

A great posting to read, so thank you.

Now you KNOW why there are enthusiastic testimonials. Now you KNOW why so many men are enthusiastic. Now you KNOW that they don't exaggerate...

What you have still to find out is that it gets better with practice. (so tell us more, after you have practiced!)

Welcome to

Well... I apologise for the reply that only reads "Welcome to" ...welcome to what, I don't know ...lol. I guess you can use your imagination. I accidently hit the enter button whilst I was typing and it posted it ...anyways!!

Welcome to the forums twister!! it's always great to read each individuals testimonial and what they think of the product etc... and yours was a great read I'm glad you did decide to write one!

"And the weirdest thing? I thought it was damn strange that all these fellas on the forum were naming their FL's, but after using one, I COMPLETELY understand why. I've used it twice and already I'm thinking about calling her Sarah and buying another insert so she's not lonely!"

Phew! I'm not the only one that thought it was strange that guys named their FL's ...lol. I have to admitt that I haven't named my FL ...yet ...hehe. One day I might!

Anyways, great testy twister and once again... Welcome to the forums and the world of FL
Happy FLying

hi twister and welcome to the forums
great testimonial. always good to see the reaction of someone finding out that fleshlight is really as good as everyone raves about in there own various testys.
as mentioned they do get better each time with different sensations achieved through different methods but always fun
the one thing i always think after a flight is what will the next one i get feel like

anyways off to the order page

Well, thanks for the welcome, fellas. I've read elsewhere in the forum that some of you guys are multiple FL owners.... got a few questions if you're all willing...

1. If I was to purchase a second insert, which do people recommend? I've got the mouth (original smooth lining). I would be interested in getting one that's as close to real as you can get (vagina wise, fellas. The bum comes later!). What's the best inside to match the real thing (speed bump, wave etc)

2. How many of you own more than one insert but only one case? How do you store inserts NOT in the original FL case?

3. Is that competition with the FL stories still running? I've got one already!!!

hey twister.
so far ive only got one. just ordered my second which is a wonder wave but on advice when i bought my first one the stu seems to be the most realistic and so far i agree. its awesome.
if you have the original now i would recommend any of the textured inserts but the stu would be the front runner in my opinion.
i ordered the ice for my second fleshie so have ordered a case to go with so so far i havent come across the problem of how to store the extra inserts.
no the competition isnt still running as far as im aware but still look forward to reading your story if you are going to post it
hope this helps somewhat but im sure the other more experienced flighters will put forward their opinions especially the queen of Fleshlights one Ms PASH. pash is a walking encylopeadia on fleshlights

Stu is the most realistic in the lady opening, twister.

As to the cases for inserts, I have a case for each one, so couldn't tell you about not having one

And CD was correct with that competition. It is not running currently. We might run another soon, but really need more interest in them.

Twister I only have two: an original PL (June) and a Lia19, which is a WW with a different entrance (and is only available from the USA). I certainly can vouch for the WW providing good sensations; however, I understand that the STU is even more intense...

At my age, which is 76, I think the WW is enough for me! So, choose WW or STU, I think.

FAZ, WHEN will ILF send you some Fleshgirls, I wonder - not fair if they don't.

Great to hear that you enjoyed it there mate, you have to try the STU or the Wonder Wave. The textured sufaces will send you over the top and into those "Toe Curling", "Groin Shudderring" orgasms. Well worth the money spent for a lot of good clean fun and personal enjoyment.

hahaha BRAVO twister.... you hit the nail on the head. When it's THIS good, how in the hell can you not tell someone.
At least this way you don't seem like a pervert to all your mates even though you'd love to tell each and every one of them
that they are so missing out on this.

Awesome teste and thanks for adding your 2c worth despite thinking it was shite! hehehehe

You have covered another angle and Im sure many think like you, so you have done a huge service to the family and team of Fleshlight Australia.

Thank you!

Welcome to the FLight Club! Hope we see more posts from you!

Pash
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p.s. .. *winks* yep of course I do... gotta luv that!

LOL i love the instant addiction owning a Fleshlight creates. *grins*

1. As the boys have already said, the STU is the most realistic. This is not available as insert only so keep in mind you will have to purchase this one with a case. WW definitely runner up on most popular.

2. I own more than one.. in fact I own more than most, so the extra 5 of 14 that don't have a case, are as FLN suggested, in a snaplock bag, with some cornflour. This keeps them soft like they were when you first received it. Make sure they are dry before you put it away like this.

3. More comps coming soon.

"3. More comps coming soon."

Tell us more Pashyyyy!!! pretty pretty please with sugar and FL's and other erotic & exotic sex toys on top!! ...hehehe.

I'll second that. The STU is by far the best where as the others are interesting. The STU claims a load off me just about every second day - (The insatiable, nymphomaniac that it is ) The Wonder Wave is nice for exploring a different sensation and yes ICE is nice if you're if your just wanking and get off by watching yourself cum. Personally, I prefer wedging my STU into a shoe and wedging that beneath a couple of pillows and to watch a good porno while I come as close as I can imagine to doing the real deed. This way I am able to vary the positions from doggy to missionary.

As for storing your inserts, just rub them down with a bit of corn flour once they've dried out after you wash them and store them in one of those Supermarket plastic bags. That way the rubber won't deteriorate.

Well, so far I've used it 5 times, and I'm becoming a bit more familiar with it now...

I've noticed that the lube becomes very sticky after a short time. This ends up slowing things down. Any suggestions? I'm using the Wet Stuff that I ordered with the FL. The first time I used it, it was great. Since then, it seems to get very sticky. Maybe this is because I'm not using the corn flour?

yeah i wouldnt mix cornflour with the lube.
i have found warming it up first, although i dont necessarily do this everytime, keeps the lube slick longer simply because of the water left inside from warming when you start using it

the guys have all given the proper answers, add a little water whilst flighting and the lube will get all slippery again

Cheers, fellas. I'll give it a crack and let you know how it went.

OK, well the water thing works (I have found a bit of spit also does the trick )

Also got a chance to try jamming it between the matresses in a hotel room, it's like poundin' away doggie styley! I've really gotta get myself a STU soon!

hey twister.
glad it worked out for you.

and yeah the mattress method is pretty fun for a change of pace
oh and yes i dont think you will regret buying yourself a stu

hehehe.. go you good thing.. ! lol

water, spit... long as it's wet.. hehe

Yes, yes, yes to the STU!

Pash
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