so, i bought my first ever fleshlight yesterday at the brisbane sexpo. i had seen it advertised online before, but i had never thought about buying it mainly coz of the price and because i still live at home with my parents, so receiving the package would lead to some unwanted questions (my mum is a bit of a prude and my dad is just whipped so he agrees with her). and before everybody starts going "OMG, LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS, MUST BE UNDERAGE!!!" i bought this at the brisbane sexpo, and have the receipt to prove that, so somebody at some point must have seen my ID. its rather common for us poor uni students to still live at home.

ANYWAY...

so i was at sexpo with a fuck buddy of mine and i was coercing her into buying a vibrator (we like to have camsex so i figured that would make a good addition), but she was too embarrased that people would see her buying one, and i was like "its sexpo, everybody is buying dildos, u are looked at funny if you dont have a rubber penis with you when you leave" (to emphasize my point, a giant penis monster walked past at this stage). so i struck a deal that i would buy a sex toy for myself if she got one for herself (win-win for me really), and she finally caved and bought some crazy thing with 7 speeds and rotations and stuff that i said she would probably like andi bought the Pink Lady STU on the advice of one of the guys working the stall,

I couldn't wait to try it out. unfortunately, it was 2 in the arvo at this point, so i resigned myself to a bit of a wait. being still living at home, i usually have to wait until the whole house is empty or everybody is asleep to have a big masturbation session (lube, bit of anal play, sometimes one of the inferior sex toys i have bought from adult stores in the past). but i was determined to try it out that night (mainly coz my cock would have attacked me if i didnt).

so when everybody was finally in bed, i left my room in search of all the items i would need. i went and got a tub of hot tap water from the laundry (it always seems hotter from the laundry taps) to warm up the insert and lube. i just used some ansell regular lube i had lying around coz it was past its best before date (dw, my cock hasnt fallen off from using it, so its still good). while the insert was warming up i logged onto youporn.com (really good free porn site - no affiliation, blah blah) and got some good looking porn videos loaded. when the insert had been warming up far about 10 - 20 mins i popped it back into the case and got it lubed up.

i started the porn playing and had a bit of a finger of the fleshlight, just to see how it felt. it wasnt exactly the same to touch, but it was still better than any of the other sex toys i have ever bought. it still felt a bit dry so i put some more lube into it (man this thing uses a lot of lube). i couldnt take it any more so i started to put my cock into it. then i remembered that i had tightened the end so i was having some penetration problems, so i wiped some lube off my hand and unscrewed the lid a bit. as my cock started to enter it STILL felt a bit dry, so i put more lube on my cock, more lube down the fleshlight and went over to the hot water bath (which was on my bedroon floor btw), and splashed a bit of that down the opening and rubbed it on the outside. finally, i figured i must have enough lube, so i got back up onto my bed and got ready to see what all the hype was about.

i slowly pushed my cock through the incredibly life like pussy lips and into the cavity. the first thought i had was "wow, this feels really close to the real thing". after that i figured out that my water was a little too warm, which took away from the life-like-ness of it, but it wasnt too hot, so i just kept at it. pumping it slowly in and out. i tried playing with the suction until i found a setting that was best for me (not full suction, but still a bit of it).

now i have what i consider a relatively large cock, so i was getting a lot of sensation out of the insert, and an orgasm snuck up on me, and i found myself all the way in when i really should have been all the way out to let myself cool down, and the pressure was enough to push me over the edge. i quickly reached around and the 'million dollar spot', and i could feel myself try to ejaculate but none came out. in the past i had tried another way of stopping ejaculation (pushing the soft line on the underside of the penis), but all it achieved was a rather low sensation orgasm with no ejaculation, but with the same after effects of losing erection and losing horniness. but this time, pushing the million dollar spot, i was able to stop ejaculation, but remain hard and horny, so i regained my composure and kept pumping. this is an awesome spot and i shall be remembering it for future use.

this time i lasted a bit longer, probably 10 or so, but in the end i was getting tired after walking around sexpo all day so i started to force it. i came and it was really mind blowing, i shot about 5 or 6 loads into my fleshlight and just lay there for a while. the orgasm was much better than any other i had experienced from my hand or other sex toys.

cleaning was easier than i expected, i just pulled the insert back out and put it back in the warm water bath that was still in my room and let it soak while i wiped out the case. then i just ran the water throught the insert a bit to get all my semen out and then put it in front of my little bedroom while i went to empty the water bath. then i just turned half the insert inside out and dried it with the fan then did the other half. then i just unstuck the insert from itself, put it back in the case and put the case back in the box it came in for storage.

on reflection, the fleshlight was a pretty close substitute to the feeling of a pussy. the orgasm was pretty good and the prep/cleaning wasnt as bad as i expected. definitely glad that i bought it, and all this has gotten me horny again, and hmm, looks like everybody is asleep...

flight log 2, about to be made...

Lobby

Welcome, Lobsta. Read your testimonial with interest; the Fleshlight gets better with practice and yes you do get orgasms that sneak up on you...

Glad you got Fleshlight from the gang at sexpo - I hear there were inferior imitations on sale, hence my signature below:

Welcome Lobby. Wow what can I say but fast work to have bought one at sexpo and already have put up a testimonial. Thank you!

Excellent teste too, you've given a great layout of what to expect on the first attempt of a Fleshlight. Im impressed by your million dollar button, Same effect should come from controlling your pc muscles to hold off, I would imagine its in the same area? I m quite sure you are going to have to explain and educate some of our surfers with that little tidbit.

I have often been heard saying that Fleshlight will give you an orgasm that no hand or other toy can give.

Well done and welcome to the FLight Club!

Hoping we see more of you on the forum.

Pash

hey lobsta welcome.
great read man. sounds like you enjoyed it immensely. i must say ive also found the orgasms from using my stu creep up on me too. pumping away then before you know it youve flown right over the edge into bliss
nothing like what i have ever achieved using my hand

Nice detailed review Lobsta and fast after the Sexpo in Brisbane. Glad to have you onboard our board ( Fleshlight Australia ) look forward to your flog PTII review .... As we know fleshlights get better after a few uses.

Heh Heh He ... Yep, I've now been enjoying the pleasures of my three FL now for two months and I reckon that they have claimed more of my sperm than my ex-wife. I just hope that my FleshLights never file for a divorce, cause I'll be well and truly fucked then. I have to admit that there's nothing better than watching a good porno and having a good root at the same time. I've even been greedy and lined the three of them up and taking turns at pumping all three whilst they're lined up.

Whilst I don't mind pumping them up and down with my fist, I have to admit that my favourite position is on the bed with them wedged in a shoe under sme pillows. Then I just go for it, varying positions from doggy style, to kneeling over and even arched across the top almost missionary like. I find it very arousing to suspnd all of my weight on just my fingers and toes in a push up position and just be pumping hard from the top by driving my hips downward and thrusting my penis in long quick strokes. That way certainly gets me there very quickly and a stong orgasm usually follows. I know my ex-wife used to love being fucked that way because she was able to rub her hands down the front of my body. It was highly arousing.

Naughty, Naughty, very Naughty Indeed.

And that's not in the good way, folks...