Hello people. First of all Merry Christmas for the days just gone and Happy New Year for the days coming.

I've been MIA for a while, I dont know if alot of you have read my previous post but I just wanted to share something with youse.

It might seem a strange thing to want to tell people but it does speak volumes about fleshlight. I have not masterbated with my hand in 13 months. Since I first ordered my first fleshlight I vowed not to go the pull again, at least until I got it and had a try. Once I did I said, fuck the hand, thats for wankers. Nothing against people who stilll like a lazt pull now and then but its the old hamburger/ steak saying isn't it. And I'm enjoying steak more and more.

Also for anyone considering what model to get, although I have 3 I'm sad to say 2 of them are neglected. My first love is the best. The pink lady Wonder Wave is about all I ever use. Try going for it with no end cap on and right on the gravy stroke put your hand over the end forming a complete seal. When you put back again the suction is incredible.

However I've noticed the new model that looks like a little bum (or an 18 year olds breasts if you use your imagination(which I do).) It also comes in the STU which I dont have but have always wanted to try. The black cases look spiffy too. Might be getting a new order soon Faz.

C'yall and happy Flighting.

well howdy there stranger. Merry xmas to you as well.

The new opening is pretty cool, but make sure u look for even more new items in the new year.

Glad to see your back, hopefully its a return of more posts from you

Hey Hey! Good to hear from you again Phantom.
I'll agree on the WW insert - they are pretty damn good. My new Pink STU has been getting all the action lately, although I can see myself going back to the WW every now and again for the same reasons.

I'll admit I am often too lazy to prep the FL and just go for a quickie with the hand, but it's never even close as satisfying as a full body orgasm deep inside a fleshlight.

You sticking around this time?

Nice to see you around again Phantom and a happy holidays to you too.
Like FLN, I still use the hand on occassion or at least to start anyway. I find since using the fleshies my hand has become a lot more pleasurable even though I rarely use it. Whether that's because the fleshie has given me new sensations that have changed my schlong or the fact that just going back to the hand is different now because it's different to always using the fleshy. Now to find a lady...

wooohoooo hey Phantom hon.. GREAT to see you still remember us here.. and to get an update? EVEN better!

Merry Christmas to you and yours and a very happy new year (beer). With big things coming in the new year for Fleshlight we hope to see you stick around a little more.. always such a pleasure to read whats on your mind.. you guys are what makes this place, somewhere we can all go and get a load off.. (our chest.. or something) hahahaha

Anyway.. I look forward to seeing what your next order is and conversing via email as we take care of that for you.

Best wishes and hope you can stick around

Pash
xxx

we are getting americanised eh? I have to admit this year I have been using the same line.. Happy Holidays .. it says it all really. But typically American!

Pash
x

I am not so sure its an american phrase where its more a secular progressive term. The secular progressives are very loud but still a minority amoungst americans but not media.

I am saying 'happy holidays' because we've already passed Christmas so no point saying 'Merry Christmas!".
Also especially I haven't been saying Merry Christmas to many people at work as we have a few people there that don't celebrate Christmas. Bloody Melbourne and it's multiculturalism, lol.

Well we're still allowed to say Christmas in my Country so thats fine with me. Anyone who doesn't use that will just have to tolerate it like we do, of them, otherwise find a better country if you think you can. Good luck.

Thanks for all your kinds words guys, I got a warm fuzzy feeling and no Pash, I never forgot you'se. When I first joined I was coming here everyday but I guess the site just didn't have enough traffic. Once I read everything and not many comments were being posted my attendance dropped off. But I've never been completely gone. The Phantom Puller is always there, lurking. I like to lurk.

So whats this I hear about new products next year? Are they posted on the site yet or maybe the american site? I've only noticed the little bum thing.

Hey Phantom Puller (Or should I call you "Pete" (Yeah I'm old enough to remember 'Blankety Blanks') ),

I am wrapped for two reasons - firstly to stumble on a net group that has some funny and not too twisted blokes and not full of perverts. Simply like minded men who enjoy sex and masturbation. Secondly - I also like exploring all possibilities with sex toys (They're fun on your own and they are even more fun with a partner). I like the feel of being wanked ore getting off at the control of somebody else and the FLight seems that it will deliver that. I have read a few posts so far and from what most of the posting members are describing in their orgasm experiencs is exactly how I feel when I hit the vinegar stroke and blow.

I have broken my bottle of champaigne over the bow (So to speak) in my Flight earlier today and look forward to fully exploring the possibilities of this new toy later tonight. I am also looking forward to ordering a couple of different sleeves to explore a different sensation a couple of times each day or maybe a couple f varied holes in a session of fucking and wanking.

Hello Phantom. I became active on the forum about the time you started to lurk! I have read all your posts, especially the testimonials, which must be among the best ever!

Welcome back to activity here, please stay and enliven the place with your wit.

A Happy New Year to you - "Live long and Prosper!"

Here, here!

Ohhhh so you have been lurking eh? hehehe

Yes new products.. Ice is back.. soon to be on our site. The New FLeshjack which is one of the bum things.. lol The fleshjack is particularly aimed at the gay market. Then there is another bum which has the girly bits, like she is bending over. The Fleshgirls (not sure when we will be getting those.. soon I hope) and lastly the new sensation, pipedream, looks pretty good! Faz got himself one to trial run it.. and he likes it. So quite a bit of new gear around. None of it is on this site unless we are selling it.. so the fleshjack in STU are on this site, the rest you can cop a gander at on the fl.com site.

So stay tuned *winks*

yes i too am excited at the prospect of new products but then again im still bedazzled at the range and choice already on offer.
i concur with the earlier posts about doing it with your hand. i was on holidays for a week and alas didnt pack my stu (which i wont forget again) to take with me so resorted to my hand and i must say that was the first time i had used it since getting my fleshlight and it was a different experience to previous wanks.

just as a matter of curiosity phantom whats the other 2 inserts you arent using so much anymore?

woah cd, slow down there. You went away for a week and forgot ur stu? thats just not on man, its supposed to be the very first thing u pack in the suitcase.

Anytime I go away for a trip, fazchicky makes sure I take it if she isnt with me.

yeah i know fazman my bad,
but i was spending the week with my parents so wasnt really expecting a lot of opportunities to go flying but yes i wont make that mistake again

Haha, silicone-rubber insurance.

To be honest if I had an extremely busy life I probably wouldn't masturbate for a good week *gasp* *woman screams in horror*

yes that has happened to me before lordoth.
but holding off for a few days can make it all the better when you do get to do it

lol I can last a few days actually. Work keeps me busy from around 8am-6pm so unless I am really in the mood in the evening I usually don't pull the fleshie out for a few days.

Countrydude
just as a matter of curiosity phantom whats the other 2 inserts you arent using so much anymore?

I have the Butt speedbump and the Mouth superribbed. There's nothing wrong with them per say, I just prefer the Lady WW. It looks and better than the others IMO. I would still like to try the STU and maybe an ICE super tight.

great to see you back PP

cool phantom
yeah ive got those others on my wish list for future purchases