It is interesting how ever since the dawn of time, man has been trying to simulate the feeling of a vagina as best they can. For centuries men have used their hand and their imagination, then came lubricants and oils, and the sensual masage was born. Then with plastics sex toys began to be made. Over time the lubricants have become more and more satisfying and purpose built, as have the toys, however, this is where the Fleshlight makes history for me. It is the first time (in my experiences) that you man can shut his eyes and feel a -real- vagina.

I've always been interested in the fleshlight, as it looked good, and was supposedly 'the best', although how many things in the world have that title. More than there is things I would say. It wasn't until a week or so ago, last wednesday to be precise, that I decided that I'd order one.

What had held me back before was two things, I didn't have a credit card, and I live with my parents while studying, so it had to be descrete. Sure, I could dash for the postie when he came, I could get the package and say it was a christmas present so I couldn't show anyone; But they were all hard work. That was until I noticed that you could send the package 'care of' your post office.

---- THE LEAD UP ----

Well the decision wasn't hard to make. I made my order, an STU with 2 pump bottles of wetstuff gold (why not stock up, it won't get wasted), and Bpay'd the order. Because it was after 6 that night the payment wasn't recieved til the following night. Because of the way the payments work, it wouldn't be sent until money, which meaned I should pick it up tuesday. Fair enough, that's the way things are, so I made myself very zen and waited patiently.

Now I'll take a minute to say that a couple of years ago I went to a sex shop and bought a very expensive 'Doc Johnson' toy, which was a fake vagina made from 'UR3' material. I was rather excited, because surely the cheap toys are just plasticy, and the good quality ones (like this one) were actually good. Well, to summarise, it was a huge letdown. It leaked lube everywhere, it felt plasticy, it was WAY too small, and after only a couple of uses the opening split and the orgasms weren't that good. I went back to my hand and some good silicone lube. Alas, a couple of years passed, my broken heart had healed (lol), and now my new love, my fleshlight, was on its way. I bugged the Fleshlight people a bit by email, just about payment stuff and order status, and Lisa was extremely helpful and polite. It is obvious that you can always count on her if you need anything!

And then cometh the day, which is today, when I just made it to the post office in time to pick up my descrete parcel. 'I have a parcel to pick up, careof this post office.' Sure enough there it was, only the day after it was sent, and I live on the other side of the country! The only thing was, I noticed, that the lube bottles were outside of the box, which perhaps made it a perhaps a LITTLE suspicious than I thought, but who's going to know anyway. They all appeared clueless, as should they. It is simply an express post bag. No face to face buying, so sex shops, this was just too easy.


---- THE ACT ----


As soon as I returned home, I put it in some pretty hot water. Warm didn't quite cut it, but I didn't want boiling water because it would probably damage the unit. I let all the pieces soak, and put the lube bottle standing up (these ones will let water in), and left them for a good 10 minutes. After they were good and done I took it all to the privacy of my room and gave it a few good squirts of lube. I know that this kind of toy loves lube, and lube loves it, so there is no point keeping them apart longer than they should be ;-)

I put my finger in to push the lube in a bit. Wow... That feels just like.... A warm vagina...

I was already hard, I lay down on the bed, and quickly played with myself a bit to make sure I wasn't going to be a one minute man. Nobody likes a one minute man. I pushed the fleshlight down on my cock, felt the foreskin move back, and felt the warm snug vagina go down on me and embrace my cock with all its love. Opening and closing the back end changed the suction, which in turn changed the tightness, which is good to cater for a lot of different feelings and allow you to choose how tight your 'woman' should be.

Simply amazing, I thought, as I pumped it for a while; it feels just like a vagina, bar for the fact that you can feel your hands pumping a plastic case. I'll try hands free. I put it in a shoe, which wasn't bad, but given its size it angled upwards and i could feel the plastic case a bit. I put a towel on the bed and lay it flat on that, then put two pillows lengthwise on top of it. As I hugged the pillows I thrust into it. It brought back all the memories of sleeping with my past girlfriends. This felt JUST how I remember it. I didn't expect it to be this good.

I put it between the matress and the bed frame, and had a go at this. I shut my eyes. It was just like having sex, still. After applying lots more lube of course, which I had done a few times throughout these positions. Because it sticks out, thrusting right up against it hard you still don't feel the plastic case. It just feels like you've finished your thrust and pressed up against her warm body.

I probably did this for a good half hour, to 45 minutes, going at various paces and drinking in the pleasure it brought. Some say that you don't notice the bumps inside, but you do, in a very good way. It replicated the feeling of a vagina, surprisingly accurately, without feeling like 'bumps' at all. Finally I decided to give it all I had, and went for the home run. The orgasm built up and I turned into a zombie. You guys all know what I'm talking about, I wasn't on earth for those few moments, I was somewhere else. I was in orgasm land. Actually cumming was so intense I had to stop thrusting a lot, not dissimilar to real sex. I pulled out, my face red, my hair messed up, and panting. Funny, it was the exact feeling of after having real sex, except I didn't kiss anyone and make small talk afterwards (which was good and bad I suppose).

Cleaning the fleshlight was easy, and drying it with a towel proved no more difficult. Now this might seem a bit strange to some of you, but perhaps not to others. I noticed after I cleaned it of course, that if you shut your eyes, the fleshlight feels like soft lips, and if you shut your eyes and kiss it, its does feel like real lips. Obviously they dont kiss back much, but this is even more testiment to how real this material feels.

In summary, the fleshlight is a breakthrough in men's personal pleasure. Trust me people, this can be so real it's uncanny if you heat it properly and give it enough lube. This seems to be a mistake some first timers make, but I had done my research. If any of you are getting your first fleshlight, and want it to feel like the real thing, I have my full confidence that the STU is it. The others are great I'm sure, but this is just perfect for me! I think I may just be hooked soon ;-) It is interesting though that I dont think that this will stop you from looking for girls, which many might think it would, but actually I think it will encourage you more. It boosts your confidence, and re-assures you that you havn't 'lost it' which can easily happen between relationships. If anything, it is a constant reminder how good pussy is, and keeps you on your path, with a resolve stronger than ever!

Thanks to the Fleshlight team for running a great business. And good luck to all first time buyers. I had no privacy issues whatsoever, the support was superb, and am 100% satisfied with my purchase.

- Mark

great testimony Mark. Always a pleasure to hear that our customers have totally enjoyed the service and pleasure from fleshlight

omg i ordered my stu monday night and now after reading that i totally cant wait till it arrives.
if my experience is half as good as your testimony mark then i will have a smile on my face only plastic surgery will remove
cheers

countrydude what was ur order #?

I just packed a heap of stus for tomorrows outgoings

Indeed. I mean, it might not be for everyone because of peoples tastes and perceptions, but it hit the spot just right for me You'll have it in no time and I hope you like it as much as I have!

yeah mark i realise it might take me a couple of goes to get it right
but as with most things practice makes perfect


oh and fazman my order number is 200711260147
but i doubt one of those was mine because i only made the payment late monday night.
it wouldnt show on your statement till tomorrow i imagine
but we can only live in hope lol
*crosses fingers*

Mark238 welcome to Fleshlight forum! Glad you find it all you think it could be...

And this, my friends, is a perfect example of why we buy fleshlights (why I own like 5 or so lol) Spread the love! (and the lips)

Yeap your order is slated to be packed and sent in the morning.

Awesome review Mark, thanks for stopping by and taking the time to write awesome review.

Ah yep, it showed up in todays statement, looks like ill be packing it for u tonite then We even have plenty of them ones u ordered, so wont be any dramas, and I look forward to a testimonial from u by monday

cool
all running smoothly so far.
just got to wait for aussie post to deliver and all is set.
problem being the way things usually arrive here i wont expect it till monday fazman but that is beyond yours and mine control.
but yes i will post a testimonial once ive tried.
all positive so far though!

man i so feel like a virgin teenager about to do it for the first time lol
excited and nervous
i just hope my hand doesnt start getting jealous and want to slap me around

lol tie ur hand down if it starts doing that. Better for hands free then too

Your order is all packed now too, CON# SQ1663187 itll be sent with tomorrow's outgoings.

How's that for service

hows that for service??

pretty darn good if you ask me

I don't really think the consignment #'s are useful in these cases. By the time you can actually use the #, it's pretty much on your doorstep anyway.

lol very true lordoth. They r just handy for when the order doesnt arrive by the time its supposed to

Touche! this was what drew me in Othie.

This testimonial emphasises EVERY perfect point about fleshlight and the STU.

EXXCELLENT teste, Mark and thanks for the comments and welcome to our happy little world of wankers (I say that in the nicest possible way). A good testiment to why im not always 'here', but in my Outlook Express keeping you and other customers well aware of when and where your order is, answering all your questions and keeping you all happy. I love my job!

Applaudes thats a HUGE 10/10 and two thumbs up for me!

Pash
x

Aww, Pash. No need to be modest. Oh wait, you weren't...

pashy we need to get that icon made with a strap on when you use it

LOL yeah.. hehehe