This here is the Poker Philosophy:

For every question, an answer;
For every problem, a solution;
For every opening, a filling.

Now some folk may think that the Pokerman is one tough and ornery varmint, and, given that I’m a rootin’, tootin’ shootin’, hootin’ and a-hollerin’ son-of-a-gun, that’s probably to be expected. But, I’m not so tough that I don’t know how to ask for help when I need it.

In order to tackle the little problem outlined previously, I decided I wasn’t too big a man to call in some expert assistance. So, I consulted Dr. Kyla Cole, who, together with her assistant, nurse Kiki Klement, was only too happy to help.

Here’s a picture of Dr. Kyla, with Kiki, prepping up for our first session:

http://gallery.stockroom.com/day3/140.php

Dr. Kyla thought it would be a good idea if nursing student Perla joined us to give us a quick display of the finer areas of anatomical interest, seeing that recent quiet times at Poker Ranch may have blunted the recollection somewhat.

Here’s the lovely Perla making everything as clear as day:

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Now, the idea here was to get some connection re-established between the stallion parts and the thinking matter, so Dr. Kayla strictly insisted on no man-handling of the equipment, under any circumstances, while the training regime was in place.

“Fair enough”, I said, “I place myself entirely in your hands.”

“No, no”, she said, “get the jellyfish!”

“OK, Doc’, I said, “but I’ll first need to change the inner tube.”

“What!” she cried, “this is no time to be playing with your bicycle!”

I explained to her that I had previously used the original PL, but found it was about as exciting as porking a plateful of pink blancmange – even if I was ridin’ bareback at the time. So I switched to the WonderWave instead. That is, after I managed to pull it off her finger.

While I got busy changing the squid, Dr. Kyla and Kiki started getting friendly in order to assist in getting the Poker mojo moving.

It worked, too. Here you can see why:

http://www.kylacole.biz/tgp/public/kcs_kyl...a/index.php?pa=

When her mouth wasn’t full of Kiki, Dr. Kyla suggested that we should begin with small, slow, movements around the tip of the plunger in order to awaken the sleeping nerve endings.

“We must have patience”, she explained.

Not a surprising statement coming from a doctor, I thought.

Well, you know, folks, she was right. What with the sight of Dr. Kyla and Kiki doing the vulva rhumba, the beautiful Perla opening up the pearly gates for me and the persistent caressing of the delicate rubber ribs of the WW on the family driveshaft, it sure was what a man might rightfully call a rib-tickler. In no time at all, it was soon a case of Poker by name, poker by nature.

Whoa, there, little lady! This is a stick-up!

Many sessions later – still in hands-free mode, I might add – things are looking good. The lines of communication are starting to hum again and the brain is starting to talk to the tent-pole direct, not via the hand. It can only improve from here, especially now that a STU is on order.

So, for all who may still be undecided, put your doubts aside and go for it. Personally, I would suggest a WW or any of the other textured inserts. There’s nothin’ like a little rough ridin’ when you first swing into the saddle for a gallop.

In any case, whichever you decide on, you will not regret it friends. If you have initial problems, like I did, holster the hand and spend some time re-educating the brain instead. It will be time well spent and you can be confident that, even if it does takes a little time, the results will be more than worth it.

Outstanding – and I mean OUTSTANDING - success is practically guaranteed.

As my old trail-buddy, Slug O’Toole, might have said:

“It sure beats the hell out of cow-punching…”


Stud

Well done Stud. Nice selection of pics you usd as well. Dont usually see much of kyla cole around anymore

Stud Poker: yes. I like it. Excellent, I haven't laughed so much for weeks! Seriously, you have found the cure, and joined the aficionados of FleshLight. STILL NOT SURE ABOUT THE CONNECTIONS FROM BRAIN TO HAND TO COCK, THOUGH... Who cares, if you have the right result?

hahaha *APPLAUDES* Bravo, bravo....excellent assistance from Dr Kyla Cole and kiki, it was a very stimulating read with visual aids for the reader as well. Extra points.. whewwww! I really can't wait to hear your thoughts on the STU which should be along soon *smiles*

Take a bow stud, you are a true literary artist.

Pash
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Thanks, Faz, ol' buddy,

Me and Kyla had a thing for a while there. That is until that little vixen, Kiki, came along and turned her head. After that Kyla was licked and so was I...

Stud

Thanks, FLN,

It's party time at Poker Ranch right now. There's a lot of a-whoopin' and a-hollerin' going on. Now, I must go out and set me some woman-traps...

Stud

Hey Jonny!

Glad you liked my little contribution. Actually, to be honest, those 'scientific' bits were ripped off from the writings of my twin brother, Professsor Iva Poker (otherwise known as "Choker Poker"). I'll have to make him see the light as he's the one with real problem...

Stud

Howdy, Pash

I'm mighty tickled that you liked my story. I always like to please the ladies when I get the chance - even if it is only by remote control.

When a man has time on his hands, a headful of crazy ideas and an itchin' that needs scratchin', there's only two things he can do: Go plumb loco or turn it into something useful. That's another piece of the Poker Philosophy I forgot to mention.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to the new squid myself. I'm all fired up thinking about gettin' in the saddle and taking it out for a canter. From my experience, the roughest roads are aways the most interesting, they stiffen the resolve. Smooth highways give the rider nothing to thrust against, they just make a man soft and lose interest.

Whoa! Pull in the reins, Stud ol' buddy! You're starting to sound like a frontier preacher!

Adios,

Stud

the rides are always awesome in the stu stud, you're gonna love it

This is the best testimonial I have ever read! Great work Stud! Glad to hear that the FLs are working out for ya!

A thoroughly enjoyable read indeed! Even as the salt and vinegar burns the ulcer in my mouth, huzzah!

Thanks, Mooseman. First communication I've had from beyond the grave (I am a believer!):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mooseman

Stud

Glad you enjoyed the trip, Lord (gee, I sound just like a TV evangelist, don't I?), but lay off the self-abuse...at least that kind. If you must use chemicals, at least go for the fun ones...the ones that mess with your head, not your mouth.

Stud

Ahh, the price I pay for enjoying some salt & vinegar potato chips, Stud.

i can only handle those chips when im in the mood for them, otherwise they r too much for my tastebuds. But my sons love em.

lol only if its mixed with kahlua or baileys.

Usually wild turkey though

Personally Im a matlteasers kind of girl..... the only thing I like to suck on until they go soft .. then crunch the rest of em up .. Yummy!