OK, amigos, now where was I...?

Oh yeah, some difficulties in getting a meaningful relationship happening with the monster from the deep. The pink squid from 40,000 fathoms.

Alright, now some folk have mentioned that excessive hand-cranking of the donk makes the driveshaft lose sensitivity. Well, yes and no. Maybe, maybe not. When you stop to think about it (and who doesn't?) all physical sensations are created in the brain from electrical nerve impulses received from the site of the stimulus. Although you naturally assume that you are feeling it at the point of contact, you are not. For example, if you cut the nerves from your hand to your brain, the sensory receptors in your fingers would be just as sensitive as before but you would 'feel' nothing. The sensory input received by them is not available to the brain to decode and so the 'feeling' cannot be created to be experienced by your perception.

Heavy or what, muchachos?

Now the problem, as I see it, is this: Under normal circumstances, sensory information is intended to go direct from the member to head office (not via the paw). This creates the necessary neural/biological feedback loop so that all the required running adjustments can be made and maintained - i.e., jism production, regulation of blood flow, keeping percy in the upright stance, releasing endorphins, etc., etc. However, when the five-fingered squad comes into the equation, the brain tends to favour routing the sensory input it gets from the whanger through the hand. Over time, this means that the direct neural pathways relating to the nudger/brain all but close down through lack of use. Thus, when the hand falls out of favour - enter the Flesh Light - although the business end of the love tackle is as sensitive as ever, the neglected cock/brain neural pathways are delivering only a fraction of the sensory input needed. This is interpreted as 'lack of sensitivity'.

Good news though, gauchos. The brain has an amazing ability to constantly move to a higher level of functioning (with some obvious exceptions - such as politicians, lawyers, religious fundamentalists, etc). If given the right stimulus, it can develop new neural pathways that did not exist before to compensate for injury or damage, or in response to need. This is most often seen in stroke victims who relearn certain lost functions despite vital areas of the brain primarily involved in those functions being damaged.

So, from this point of view, if a 'lack of sensitivity' is being experienced, what is needed is to encourage the brain to reactivate the neural pathways relating to the love torpedo itself. This, of course means that the hand must now slacken its grip, leave the stage and an intensive training regime be employed to remake the dick/brain connection.

Well students, if you are still awake and paying attention, you now doubt will be thinking: "Sure, Professor Poker, that's great, but what's the solution?"

The solution, my leetle hombres, is to tune in for Part Three. It hasn't been all fun and games back at the hacienda, you know - there is serious scientific enquiry going on here!


Stud

lol i hope there has been some amount of fun and games involved. But looking forward to hearing the rest of this fleshlight sciene

Ha! Ha Well, I'll be a stuffed owl!

To be honest, FLN, I'm not terribly interested myself in whether the theory is correct or not. If it fulfills the need to drive a solution, who cares?

The presumption that the same situation arises with a woman is not entirely correct. Most women, after all, are not totally inert objects and given sufficient interest in doing so, most can stimulate a response in even the deadest donger.

The fact is, I've allowed myself a little artistic licence here to engage in some flagrant exaggeration for the purposes of entertainment. Not everything is intended to be taken completely literally.

As for the solution, you will be reading about anon. You certainly won't be seein it!

Stud

Fun and games, Fazman?

Listen, we're ridin' high in the saddle here at Poker Ranch. Whip and spur and the slap of flesh on rubber! Yeehah!

By the way, where's that Pash gal? I thought I would have beaten her out of the bushes by now...

Stud

I'm here and Im listening with bated breath eager to hear each chapter of what I hope to be a best seller. Very entertaining Stud and I am all ears. *winks*

Pash
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"Tell me about it, Stud..."

Sorry, just had to quote Grease there

Stud Poker, I commend you on a very interesting theory!

Death grip is nonsense; unless a person has developed some serious calluses on their member and regularly employs a nail file to tidy things up.

Degradation of neural connection, or the need to forge an entirely new connection, is a superb replacement theory.

As a relatively late bloomer, and after years of masturbation, when it finally came time to for the real experience, things were not easy for me. It took three separate attempts just to gain entry. When the neural connection was made though, and I experienced that first true orgasm, there was no going back. Having to undergo this harrowing experience was quite traumatic and still makes me wince. Thankfully I had a patient girlfriend...

Switching from hand to the sensations of a sex is like switching from an automatic car to a manual one. It is basically the same thing, but requires a different approach.

To anyone suffering this problem, all it will take is a bit of patience, determination, and persistence. Soon enough a revamped neural connection will be made, and Mrs. Palmer can have a good long holiday.

Death grip = Nonsense

Interesting theory, MrGrieves.
Ultimately, intercourse wins over everything because you are with someone, whether it be a one night stand or someone you are in love with - it is still some sort of connection. Actually, now that I think about it... I have always been attracted to a girl after some conversation. I may spot them and think "she's cute" but ultimately I'm not even interested in them until we've been chatting for some time. I love that feeling too, later in the night I realise "holy crap, this girl is really cool.. I think I might have a crack" I've even needed to be told to make a move before because I was once sitting chatting to this lovely lady for an hour and get an sms from my friend across the room saying "You are soooo in!" I hadn't even thought about up until that point. Anyway, I digress.

I think Jonny might have a neural connection with his fleshlights mind you