Time for a progress report.

Since June arrived in my world on 25th January, some 210 days ago, I have enjoyed her precisely 200 times. This seems not to be too shabby a performance, considering my advancing years.

It goes to show:

- How tempting she is
- That you can, should and must continue to enjoy sex in one way or another as you get older
- How good a product the Fleshlight is.

I am about to order Lia19 from the US, to share the enjoyment, as I reckon June bears a greater load than, in my limited experience, most women might want!

Moreover, June is beginning to show some signs of wear, especially between the outer and inner lips. Understand, this is an observation, not a complaint! I expect it will take ten days or so, befor Lia's arrival. I will than report again.

Hi Jonny, didnt know if you posted about this twice cause you were wondering where your first post was.

In the Testimonials forum, we have to approve all posts, as the spammers kept hitting it all the time.

Yea, thought I'd made a muck and it hadn't posted... So then, DID make a muck.
Faz, can you delete this thread, please? sorry! Sackcloth and ashes and all that! jonnyW

all good, it can stay

ahh which topic do I post in?? Too many choices for brain.

Still waiting for my order to be confirmed from the US. Nowhere to order a FLG from in the UK yet.

Lordoth: Allah said "Don't mock the afflicted" - remember my age and respect the slowing down of all natural functions *?* Lol jonnyW

Wow jonny, doesn't it even give you an update on how its coming along?

You should call ILF using the international phone number 505-527-0296 to get the FedEx tracking number.

I ordered a FLG on 08/31/2007. They did not send any order verification, so on Wednesday 09/05/2007, at 3:00pm New Mexico time, I called them to get the FedEx tracking number. 2 hours later, it was in the hands of FedEx. Calling them really seems to get them to help get the package moving.

wow man 5 days later

Unfortunately the FLGirls site still has some bugs, mainly with the emails. So you may not get any emails at all but you will definitely still get your FL, so if you feel the need, call them up and ask for the tracking, but I bet its already on the way!

Nope. I finally got some result and an order number confirmation today. I had to cancel the first order, of which there was no trace. Started again, completing the order input forms and this time order has gone through ok. Wasted nearly four weeks..

So, in about a week, I should be able to put up a thread "Lia 19" at last. Can hardly wait, but June will no doubt serve me well (pun intended) in the meantime. I do hope she will not be jealous of her (and my) new companion, but I am sure she will continue to attract my attention quite often. After all she has had 'sole rights' since February - she may be glad of a rest!

goddam 4 weeks. I wouldve been pulling my hair out by then

We are hoping to have the fleshlight girls soon too

LIA ARRIVES!

Ten minutes ago, at 10.55 my time, a "white van man" delivered Lia to me, safe and sound. Having had the delay in my first order, this made up for it. Can you beat 43 hours from order on FleshGirls, air-freighted FedEx, to my door? The system seems to be sorted now, and that's as good a service as Oz, I reckon. Paid US$ 21 for shipping, btw.

Unpacked and checked, the appearance and feel will call for comment later.

Lia is now soaking in hot water and I must go!!! More later... afterwards ...

woohoo, we want all the info on this one Jonny. Even some big life size piccies of Lia and maybe the poster that comes with her

First, this is not a proper controlled experiment, too many variables have been changed at once:

- I have never had a textured insert before
- Channel diameter is smaller
- Case iand suction are different
- Used supplied sample of GunOil H2O

Right then:

Appearance: As advertised and shown on the FleshGirls site. The top of the insert is thicker and more "padded". The insert is still very sticky. The orifice is tight, gripping my middle finger tightly enough to support the insert in its case.

Case: A huge improvement. The cap clears the insert, and will obviate the peripheral damage June suffered from. The suction arrangements seem to be better ( I had modified the other case with ptfe tape and an "o" ring to increase the available suction.) No need here, but then the channel is tighter anyway.

Odds and ends: NO poster, just a postcard, which is not very good...

In FLight: Yes, I like the WW! Sensation terrific, especially when moving SLOWLY. With edging, I managed to last 25 minutes. Certainly more intense than my original PL. The GunOil is good, but again less lube needed than the plain insert.

So, yes I am very pleased so far...

Have taken some photos, reduced them to 600 pixels wide or high, and tried uplaoding as attachments.. No luck so far, and am now busy. Will try again this evening.

Well, I do hope they are a little different to a regular WW lady insert besides visually, because you're not exactly staring at the opening when you are using it. Well, I guess seeing as I have a mouth WW, I could probably get myself a Brooke Skye.

Good to hear you finally got your new FL Jonny - it must feel completely different to your original.
Got a name for it yet?
By the sounds if it they are a little tighter than the original WW.


I've got to say that GunOil is possibly the most hilarious name for a sex lube I've heard... who thinks of these things?

Hot Lady: "Hey baby, come to bed..."
Average Man: "Wait a sec honey, I've just got to GunOil myself up"
Hot Lady: Laughs, then leaves.
Average Man: Contemplates suicide.

yes, FLN,and (as a lifelong rifleman) can you wonder at the "H2O" on the end. I have not put water in a rifle barrel since .303 ammo stopped being loaded with cordite and using corrosive primers. I don't put ANYTHING through my personal barrel from outside, it's strictly a one-way street. lol. Mind you, I have heard it referred to as "fun gun"...

Awesome Jonny.

Shame on the postcard though, I thought it said u get a poster with them

Yeh, I was expecting a poster, too...
I am to have access to a video of Lia19 on the FG site, but have not yet tried it.
Am very busy here, with family and household things, so have only got together with Lia three time so far. Give me a couple of days, and I'll write more, and (try to) send a couple of my pics of the lady.