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Bones
Well my very short wait was over yesterday morning when my new Pink Lady arrived at the post office. The tosser at the PO didn’t put the ticket in my box to let me know that there was a package for me to pick up. If I didn’t go inside and ask it would have been another day before I could dig my toes in…God forbid!!
I only ordered my FL on Sunday night and it was in my hand on Wednesday morning. Excellent service and email so thanks to Fazman and Pash. wink.gif

Well to say I was hanging out for the arrival of my PL would be an understatement.
I have been wanting to buy one for quite some time but I didn’t want to buy out of the US so when I saw the new site in Aus I thought why the hell not.
Now I have a pretty god sex life at home but long work hours and teenage kids takes it’s toll on the missus and the mood only strikes her every now and then.
That may sound pretty normal for most people but as I get older I seem to be getting hornier. Were both in our mid to late 40’s and I want to root anything I see and I would never cheat on the missus and cause her any pain.

Enter my Pink Lady.

Well I reckon I hold the record for getting the PL out of the box, warmed up and smashing the back out of it. Who can beat 8 minutes?

Man I was horny! tongue.gif

As for the first time, AWESOME!!! But I thought maybe it was just all the excitement of it’s impending arrival, so I gave it a second go 20 minutes later and I was right the first time. AWESOME!!
After cleaning up ( which is a breeze) and kicking back in the afterglow I was able to have a good look over my new friend and see what a quality product and how much research must have gone into the design of the FL. I haven’t had anything to compare to, as I have never owned any other similar products, it’s only comments from other that I decided on the FL. I’m sure I have made the right choice.
While I was sitting there pondering I thought how would I be able to get a job at the FL factory doing all the testing, then I thought they probably have résumé’s a mile high.
Any way if any of you guy’s are thinking about it don’t waste any more time…GET ONE NOW and do your dick a favour.
fazman
Awesome testimonial bones, glad you were happy with our service. And its always great to hear from married men.

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That may sound pretty normal for most people but as I get older I seem to be getting hornier.


Lol fazchick was saying to one of her friends the other nite, that Im that way, weve been together since 1994 and Im still as horny now as I was then, but after having 2 kids her sex drive isnt what it used to be sad.gif Thank god for fleshlights.
Bones
Got married in '87 Fazman and still going strong. The PL is just what I need to fill the gaps. Pardon the pun cool.gif
fazman
congrats bones. The fleshlights definately fill the gaps
Pash
LMAO.. great testimonial and welcome to our Forum Bones... hehee I bust out laughing when I got to this part...

QUOTE(Bones @ Jun 7 2007, 09:13 AM) *
Well I reckon I hold the record for getting the PL out of the box, warmed up and smashing the back out of it. Who can beat 8 minutes?

Man I was horny! tongue.gif


hehe this is why I am having so much fun.. single at 40 (almost).. some damn horny men out there! I am over the children and the no libido and now with the orgasmic diet and fish oil as well I can have the libido of a man.. and I know JUST what you mean. hehe

Welcome to the FLight Club! hehehe Glad you now have your little bit of sanity ....

Great teste and thanks for the kudos, Bones!... cheers1.gif We aim to please! *winks*

Pash
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jonnyW
Bones, glad you are "filling the gap" Because my wife can't have sex any more, I went without for three years, until I got my PL in January this year. I can tell you: keep going! I will be 76 shortly, and MY PL FILLS A GAP (or I do - not sure) I am roflmfao these days. Good luck.
Bones
Hey JohnnyW , 3 years is a long time mate. I bet you were glad to get the FL.
I'm impressed, I hope I can still go at it at your age, If I live that fuckin' long. cool.gif
Mate if you think the PL is good get a Super Ribbed and really blow your mind.
Keep at it, your a legend...
jonnyW
Bones, I originally decided on the PL, to make sure I didn't do my heart a mischief. I have put off getting a Wonder Wave, which several people recommended for me. I am now thinking I should try that, as not being too extreme. If you want a laugh, have a look at my first thread under "Waiting for Take-off for First FLight", to see what happened when I got it! I think this will link you to it ok:

http://www.fleshlight.com.au/forums/index.php?showtopic=401
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