Imagine my surprise when the bright yellow of the Postman, or in this case, woman, greets my vision, and in her hands what do I see? A white and yellow bag. Instantly I jumped out of bed, and made my way to the door, eager to see if what the person had in their hands was my most eagerly awaited package.
But my path was blocked! My mother, who I had been playing host to was on her way to the font door, i had but seconds to act, but still, i held the advantage, i was closer to the door then her, and I made it. I waved goodbye to the post woman with a grin upon my face, and a heavy package in my arms.
Yet again, my block was blocked! By the same woman who had almost taken my prize from me, but this time, she had curiosity running rampant, and repeatedly asked if she could see what was in the package. Ever vigilant i repeated decline, with the promise that she would later be able to see, oh how it tore at my heart the lies i spilled from my lips! She relents, and returned to the garage, where I had previously setup all her furniture, it plagued me to wonder why she preferred the garage instead of the house, but, as much as it plagued me, i found myself relieved, it meant that I would not have to wait long at all!
With the theatrics out of the way I shall get down to business. I had ordered the SIAC, I had intended to originally get the Original lady, as this would be my first experience with the flesh light, but unfortunately I was exactly 13 cents short of the order. But I improvised, and chose the SIAC. It seemed highly unorthodox at the time, to have it as my first flesh-light, of perhaps what would be followed my more, but it was a choice I made with ease, after all, they are no longer being produced, and I couldn't give up the chance to own one of what could, very well be a dying product.
I had at first been apprehensive about it, because of previous testimonial's mentioning it's lack of cap. But I'm shocked, to be completely honest, because it does have a cap, and unless i am highly unorthodox (probably true) , and have done something which has never been done before then it's quite a useful cap. I originally 'discovered' this by trying to remove the insert, from the wrong whole.
But my misguided effort's turned out to be very useful indeed.Now, on to the meat of the testimonial.
I warmed the insert up, stuck it in, lubed it up (I used, the complimentary lube) and then stuck myself in.
My first thoughts, was that the suction was enjoyable, I tightened the cap to it's fullest once I was in, and I almost winced as I tried to dislodge myself from the silky depths. Eventually I got the cap to the right points and began to work it in earnest. The feelings were slow to come, but eventually I was basking in the ever so constant ripples going over the head of my penis from the wonder wave.
Because it was my first time with a flesh light, I decided to go for the long drawn out session, rather then push as hard as I could for the quick enjoyment. I wasn't mistaken to do so, the next forty minutes were highly enjoyable, although I probably got that far due to anxiety, of being discovered. But in the end I was quite shocked to find, my orgasm came(pun not intended) almost without warning, something that hasn't happened to me for a few years. But then, I guess that is a testament to the flesh light. I was enjoying myself too much.
Yours smiling like a fool,
Mors
