My wife and I had a baby about 4 months ago. Therefore the well has been dry for almost a year. Before that the well was quite dry also.

I have found you can only use your hand for so long. Then it just seems to get to the point where you just need to Fuck something. Every chick you walk past you just want to bend over and give them one. The only way to get this out of my system has been to either talk the wife around or make use of some sort of device.
Over the years I have tried a couple of different ones.
The first was one of those jelly ones. These were useless. Sure it was interesting fucking something that resembled a dessert you had as a kid minus the Freddo Frog at the bottom. Because it was all jelly it would bunch up and offer no resistance to any thrusting. Holding it and pressing down between and under the couch cushions was the only way to get anything half decent out of it. Steer Clear of these inferior products.
The second was almost like the insert to a Fleshlight. It felt like 70% plastic and 30% rubber. It also had hundreds of long rubber things to provide resistance and sensation. It basically looked liked someone had been snorkelling on the Barrier Reef and found something on the coral. They then thought a great idea would be to turn this creature inside out, lube it up and fuck it. This worked a lot better than the jelly. It fit into a hole in the end of our cast iron bed end so I could put it in the hole and use the bed head for resistance from either side standing or kneeling. In a short time it ripped at the entrance and then slowly got worse and worse till I had to throw it out. The biggest drawback was it shredded my old fella so I had to wear a rubber with it to avoid hurting. Made it easier to clean but not really the point of the exercise.

Enough about the history. Lately that urge has been building up so I bit the bullet and spoke to the wife. She is very conservative and I don't know how I got the guts to approach her. I told her I had done some investigating and she was Ok with me getting a FL. I didn't go into details just said I was getting something to help me out and to help me leave her alone.
I placed my order on Friday. I ordered the Pink Lady Wonder Wave. I received an email with the order confirmation and payment details. I paid by Direct Deposit and on Monday received an email confirming payment recieved. On Monday night I got an email saying the package had been sent. Tuesday morning I got an email from the wife saying my package had arrived. Is that SERVICE in capitals or what?

I didn't get to try it the first night but by the second night I was gagging. I snuck it out to the garage where it will hide when not in use. Later when I knew I could wangle a quick trial I took a bucket of hot water from the tap out to the garage with me.
The first thing I noticed when I opened the packet was the feel of the insert. It was fantastic. So soft and flexible. The insert and case looked a lot bigger than I imagined but this is not a negative. The FL looks and feels really well manufactured. I can imagine my FL lasting years if washed and stored properly. Not weeks like others. Considering the price for one FL is about the price of two of the lesser products that only last a couple of months the long term value is there.
I put the insert into the bucket of hot water and had a look at the case and the screw off lid at the bottom. I then threw the case in the water too and started to scan the garage for a good place to use it.
Because I had been wanting to bend someone over and give them a seeing to I decided standing up would be the method for breaking it in. I put the FL together and took it out of the water. I put a fair bit of lube on it which went everywhere but that is a lesson learnt. I put the FL so it was hanging off the edge of my workbench. The bit where it flares out was sitting against the edge of the bench. I then lent forward with both hands on the FL holding it down on the bench. When I entered I couldn't believe it. The warm feeling enveloped my cock and it just felt so right. Because I used too much lube I thought it may not be as good but the waves flicking over my head as I thrust were amazing. Because I had so much pent up and it was so great I didn't last too long. I didn't have a stopwatch to time it or a piece of chalk to count the thrusts but it didn't seem long enough none the less. In the end my legs buckled as I blew a massive load into my new best friend. I had to stand there for a minute or so while I caught my breath and thanked the gods. Then it was a quick wash of my FL in the bucket of water and a wash down of me due to the excess lube. I then hid my FL in an airy place for drying purposes and went back inside the house.
The next night I thought I would give it a try in a more hands free method. I took my hot water to the garage again and warmed up the FL whilst scouting for a way to go hands free. In the end I found two large heavy boxes we had out there. I pushed the boxes together and then wedged the FL in between them. It was great. The boxes held the FL in place and I could lean over them and hammer away. I lasted longer than the first time and once again when I blew it was amazing again.

I have a few observations from using my FL over the last few weeks.
Firstly you will never regret purchasing one. Top quality product. Use and cleaning is an absolute breeze.
You don't need much lube at all. This was quite surprising considering some other models I had tried.
If I am home alone I fill the sink with a couple of kettles of hot water or tap water and leave it in there for about 10 minutes before use. Heated definitley beats unheated. Once you heat you can't go back.
For hands free fun I have used two heavey boxes, cast iron bedhead, a drawer, a chair, a beanbag and I am designing a small wooden holder so to speak which could be handy but not obvious as to what it is.
Last thing is how gentle the FL is. I have used other things that leave you quite tender or sore after one use, or not in a good way if you use it twice in a 24 hour period. I have used the FL three times in one day, (I convinced myself it was for reviewing purposes) and felt no real ill effects. That being said it gives you knee trembling orgasms which I found to be quite weird. I would have expected with the sensation and reaction it gives it would take a bigger toll on your old fella.

All in all I would recommend the FL to anyone if I had the guts to do so. Therefore I hope by reading this you will be recommended anonymously.

hi furnace, sorry i took so long to approve ur testimonial. I'll have to get pash and spool to keep an eye out for the ones that require approving, since im not always around whilst in the states.

oh how I know that feeling well Sometimes you will get ones where you nearly collapse from the knee trembling especially if your missus is involved and starts to move the fleshlight as she would her hips OMG heaven.

Thanx for the great testimonial, and enjoy the flights.

Get testimonial Furnace, I enjoyed the read. Glad you like the Wonderwave it is one of our best sellers right behind the STU ....

Hope to see you posting some of the pics of this hands free device your making out of wood was it ?


Spool

lol wooohoo bravo, well what a testimonial.

I have to say that we have had a few male customers who's partners have just had babies and as you put it.. the well has dried up somewhat. These Ladies I would recommend getting on the fish oil orgamic diet NOW!

I had a few laughs reading your story.
Great to hear you tell us in your own way and add that extra bit of personality to it.
I am so happy to hear yet again how we gained another customer who has bought previous badly made fake vagina toys that just simply DO NOT MEASURE up to FleshLight!

You seem to have mastered things quite quickly here furnace and you will find as you go further along those weird knee trembling orgasms can be an unbeatable intensity.
The fact you heat up your insert in water means you can reduce the amount of lube as the water helps the lube go a lot further.

hehehe I can see it now.. Aussie sheds all over being converted not into the neighbourhood bar, but into a place for all sorts of Fleshlight debauchery. Get yourself a VISE to attach to the bench to hold your fleshlight in *winks*

Thanks for sharing. Welcome to the FLight Club!

Pash
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Great testimony!! I'm in a similar situation to yourself. I bought my fleshlights without my wifes knowledge but ended up telling her as she'd have found them anyway. In time you'll find that your wifes sexual outlook will improve a little as the fleshlights do help to curb the sexual urges. As you said, you kind of feel satisfied after having your knees buckled. I've found that as I'm not pestering the wife so much for sex that she comes looking sometimes. Keep flying, it only gets better.

NICE WORK Furnace!
Excellent testimonial; a great read.

I've seen one of the other products you referred to, and I'd have to say that even at first glance I was quite shocked by the lackluster quality. It really did look more like a gelatinous log than anything worthwhile.
I'm sorry to hear you ever experienced such a thing.

I hope nobody takes offense to this but... the more I hear about marriage and kids, the less I want it to happen to me.

I found the same thing Tank man. As soon as she knew I had it she came looking. That was a while ago so I may leave the receipt lying around to see if that helps.

FLN, Don't get me wrong mate. I love being married and having my daughter has been the most amazing life changing experience. It just depends on factors. It just seems I married someone who is so down on herself and they way she looks that she can't get her brain to forget it and just enjoy herself and her body. I think she is amazing and I am actually more attracted to her since she had the baby than before. (Must be some caveman instinct.) Unfortunately she is not happy with things and it makes her brain think I must think the same as her so she loses interest. You may find a chick that doesn't have these hangups and it is cool. That being said everything in my marriage is great except this one little factor. Hence why I have worked out a way to make it not annoy me.

How long have you been married Furnace? (if I may ask) And excellent testimonial too.
I know what you mean FLN. lol I'm still young and I've got quite a few years to make up for my lacking sex life back in the day of my teens before I get married. I have a feeling I''d marry a bubbly person so I wouldn't have that self-esteem issue. If you put me in a room with a bubbly girl she'll rub off on me and we'll look like two crazy loud idiots lol

hi guys, furnace is totally correct, most women, and i only say most women, when having kids dont go back to their old bodies, and it depresses them.

Fazchick was the same, she feels sexy every now and then, and other times not at all. As her hubby I love her no matter what and am always attracted to her, but they dont feel its the same cause they dont get those other eyes glimpsing if u know what i mean.

The women go thru times where they want it, and times where they dont, but by adding some spice in it makes it fun for all parties

You also need to remember, women dont reach their sexual peaks till their 30's, oh cant wait for that

I totally agree with you Fazman. My wife is the same. Since the last child she has not lost the baby fat so to speak. My wife has also suffered post natal depression that got worse every child. It has been difficult over the years but with love and support she know that I love her for who she is and not what she looks like and still find her amazingly attractive.

Don't get too hyped about the dirty 30's Faz. My wife is 36 and I can't say I've noticed much difference.

lol Buzzkill.

Dunno how those crazy celebrities do it. They just go nuts and lose all the baby fat so they sexy again and will get jobs hehe

Well funny you should all mention the topic of women after children. My latest write up that is going on a new site is about how much more important fish oil is in a womans diet before, during and after childbirth and for indeed that 10 year period.

Why? well Im glad you asked,
now at 39 I can look back and see what happened. Admittedly I found my libido again and left my husband but I had met and married him before I knew him so lets just say it was inevitable for me anyway.
When we have kids, the hormones from that moment they start building the baby to several years later, take over and we no longer really have much control. Emotionally we are a wreck.

After baby is born we are all excited and ready to show off this new bundle of joy and the excitement of at least losing some of the baby belly. But then the sleepless nights come in and then you realise that this life is totally dependant on you ... you don't live for you, you live for it. We become the mother, the cook, the cleaner, the driver, the shopper, the wife (last), the magician, and soon because there is no sleep and its a chore to get just the daily tasks done we stop looking after our appearance and start going shopping with trakkies and daggy t-shirts on or hair in a pony tail and no make up. We are too tired for sex and totally disinterested and can't believe that you guys want to have sex with us after what we have had to do, you expect us to be sexy (just stating my mind at the time, i can believe you guys want this and should be able to want and expect this). Then there is the weight loss or lack of and that persistant mummy tummy. Soon motivation and inspiration and libido are gone. But who pays attention to these women? Unfortunately we haven't noticed the attention our man was giving us and trying to do the right thing we just saw all the wrong things and then look for attention elsewhere to inspire us to get out of that rut. The breakdown or end of most marriages. Those who work at the love they have for each other, end up saving it.

The minute we put on something nice and look good, we feel good. And it does take effort. But the fish oil is where this can help women especially, because it does give your mind a much better head start.

I am now wearing lingerie all the time, NOT daggy clothes around, I put make up on and do my hair all the time, but then I am past all the babies and my children are nearly both teenagers and im looking forward to my twenties with twenty years experience.

But I see where I went wrong and if I knew what I knew now I'd sure as hell change something I was doing. Of course I can't go back and now I don't need too, but I can help others so I will keep you all posted when my new Dear Diva concept with lots of tips, advice and links for products I have used and recommend, is up and running! *winks*

Pash
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I have been married for 4 years this year and with my missus for 9 years.

Thats quite annoying, when you still find her incredibly sexy, but she doesnt think so. As long as you seem genuinely interested (and not feining interest) then thats the one that should matter. Your the one having sex with her, so you decide if shes sexy enough . I'll never understand women.

Reminds me of a joke.

One day, a man is walking on the road when god appears to him. "Because of your ongoing work with charity and your kindness to other people I have decided to give you one wish". The man is shocked but thinks about it for a while. "I want a causeway all the way to Hawaii, that way, whenever I want I can drive to Hawaii and not have to worry about plane tickets". God replies back "Well, I am all-powerful, but having a causeway to Hawaii will be be a lot of hard work. I can do it if that is what you really want, but decide if there is anything else you want first". The man ponders the question for a while. "OK, I've got another wish. I would like to understand women". God sighs, "Will that be one lane or two?"