fazman
Mar 12 2007, 09:19 PM
Ok so we decided it was time to run a competition for our members since its been awhile.
Here is what you're gonna be competing for.
1st prize winner1 Ice mouth Ultra Tight Insert (case not included)
1 Bottle of Wet Stuff Lubricant
2 Fleshlight Australia Stubby Holders
The CompetitionYou will need to post your best sex toy story. Doesnt matter what sort of toy it was with but we'd really prefer a fleshlight one
The Rules
1) We must receive at least 5 stories (entrants) for this competition to be valid. Members can post more than one story, but if they post 5 and thats all we get it still only counts as 1 entrant
2) All stories must contain at least 100 words to be valid. Make em interesting please

3) This competition is only available to members of fleshlight australia forum
4) If the winner is outside Australia, we will have to come to some sort of postage arrangement.
5) Members will be choosing the winning story at end of competition via a web poll.
6) No Links to other toys if using a story not about a fleshlight. Links to fleshlights on our own site are allowed.
7) All toy stories must be posted in this thread to be valid for this competition.
8) Competition ends 31st March 2007. Web poll will be created on 1st April for members to vote on.
So lets get to telling some stories, and make this forum pump along with some more posters.
Faz
The Phantom Puller
Mar 12 2007, 11:04 PM
Can I use my first testimony again? It won last time.

Ha just kidding. Its just that Fleshlight is the only Sex toy I've ever had, and I used all my best lines already. Anyway, I'll be keeping an eye out to see if any good stories cum up.
Pash
Mar 12 2007, 11:08 PM
hehe hey there TPP... good to see ya around the traps We missed yer wise words on here lately! *winks*
Ahhh yes your testimonial is still one of the best I have read and well maybe you could tell us all a story about how your double dipping plunge foam is going? *winks*
Pash
x
fazman
Mar 12 2007, 11:14 PM
hey PP, good to see u back here. hope ur flights are going amazingly
lordoth
Mar 13 2007, 09:04 AM
Ahh yes, I work well under presure. Oh wait, no I don't! At least we've all got a few weeks to write or experience a story. Should be some interesting reads.
fazman
Mar 14 2007, 09:18 PM
Gee 124 views and no stories yet. Guess we will have to post some of our own, even though we dont get ours entered into the comp
the diligent apprentice
Mar 14 2007, 09:48 PM
i can't enter the comp until my fleshy arrives and i put it though its places, i promise my story will have a unique element everyone will enjoy..
like all deadlines in life i expect people will wait until the last minute to submit their work.
fazman
Mar 14 2007, 09:51 PM
your waiting on an stu arnt u?
Im flippin spewing at fedex right now. They billed our account on monday for the duties, which usually means we would see the shipment wednesday, today came, no shipment, so now itd better be here tomorrow cause we're getting alot of people waiting on stus
the diligent apprentice
Mar 14 2007, 10:06 PM
QUOTE(fazman @ Mar 14 2007, 10:51 PM)

your waiting on an stu arnt u?
Im flippin spewing at fedex right now. They billed our account on monday for the duties, which usually means we would see the shipment wednesday, today came, no shipment, so now itd better be here tomorrow cause we're getting alot of people waiting on stus

yep, i'm waiting for the STU. shipping can be a real pain in the arse sometimes, i had a package shipped from brisbane on the fifth of march by australia post and it still hasn't arrived! damn australia post, customs and fedex .

...i was hoping i would find an excuse to use the tank icon!
fazman
Mar 14 2007, 10:42 PM
lol we will get urs out as soon as they arrive, which should be in the morning, as long as ur in a metro area you'll have in ur horny hands on friday
lordoth
Mar 15 2007, 10:58 AM
Friday huh. *rups hands with glee*
Haha, I've ordered a big screen TV online and had no response for a week so I emailed them and they said there had been supplier hold ups and that it wil be sent at the end of the week. Damn suppliers and delivery companies! At least I'll be home to collect it this time. I bet I'll be using my STU and the door bell will ring.
"Uhh here you go sir, your big screen TV. Um, is that a flash light around your penis?"
"Why, yes it is. How did that get there?"
Then both laugh uncomfortably...
See, that could be my winning story. I'll just throw an anal vibrator in there for good measure.
Pash
Mar 15 2007, 11:02 AM
QUOTE(lordoth @ Mar 15 2007, 11:28 AM)

Friday huh. *rups hands with glee*
Haha, I've ordered a big screen TV online and had no response for a week so I emailed them and they said there had been supplier hold ups and that it wil be sent at the end of the week. Damn suppliers and delivery companies! At least I'll be home to collect it this time. I bet I'll be using my STU and the door bell will ring.
"Uhh here you go sir, your big screen TV. Um, is that a flash light around your penis?"
"Why, yes it is. How did that get there?"
Then both laugh uncomfortably...
See, that could be my winning story. I'll just throw an anal vibrator in there for good measure.
LMFAO I like it...
tankman
Mar 15 2007, 12:39 PM
QUOTE(lordoth @ Mar 15 2007, 01:58 PM)

See, that could be my winning story. I'll just throw an anal vibrator in there for good measure.
I nearly fell off the chair laughing too. You might like to try the aneros though lordoth, more fun than a vibrator.
Furnace
Mar 20 2007, 03:21 PM
Faz,
I am writing my testimonial which I am hoping to enter in the comp as well.
It is a little bit lengthy. Should I post it in Testimonials but post a link here as my entry?
Thanks
fazman
Mar 20 2007, 04:17 PM
That will be fine Furnace, we have to get a minimum of 5 for this comp to be valid anyways, hopefully some more will post soon.
Lefty
Mar 20 2007, 11:16 PM
Aloha from Hawaii…As I mentioned in my previous post my PLWW aka Audrey accompanied me on my latest business trip to Hawaii and what a trip it was. Should I tell you about the two fuck buddies I met or my awesome experiences with Audrey? I think Audrey it is.
I was a little worried about taking her on the plane, but decided to take her in my carry-on. I didn’t care if the screeners saw it or not and in fact they did, or should I say she did. When my bag went through the x-ray machine of course the shape was seen and the young lady pulled my bag aside to search. I stood by as she opened up the bag, pulled Audrey out and opened her up, upon seeing Audreys delicious little pussy she turned to me, smiled and said, “Have a pleasurable trip!” So don’t worry about taking it on the airlines, unless you get embarrassed easily.
After checking into my hotel on Oahu I decided to go to one of my favorite beaches for a little R&R, and I took Audrey with me. This beach is my favorite because it is usually deserted and I can wear my thong there. I know, I know, but I love the freedom and the exposure.
After sitting at the beach for about 30 minutes without a soul in sight I decided it was time for Audrey to make an appearance. Since I didn’t have any hot water with me, I decided the sun would work just as well. I laid her out in the sun for 30 minutes or she warmed up perfectly.
With a little bit of trembling and fear, I pulled my cock from my thong and lubed up, starting at the base and slowly working my way up the shaft, inch by delicious inch, then running my fingers around the crimson head. In no time I was hard and ready. Of course Audrey was ready to, I kissed her, ate her out for 5 minutes or so and then….heaven. I grasped my cock with one hand and rubbed the swollen head around her lips, getting myself even harder. Here I am laying on my back on the beach, cock hard, standing straight up in the air, Audreys lips poised over me. I couldn’t wait any longer, with one thrust I filled Audrey completely, all 8 inches into her hot, wet, tight pussy. The excitement of being on the beach, balls deep in pussy was mind boggling. I thrust up into her, almost pulling all the way out on each stroke, the waves were milking and massaging my rock hard cock. I knew it wouldn’t take long and in fact I wanted to cum quickly so I rolled over, wrapped Audrey in my spare towel and fucked her with fast, deep strokes. In less then a minute I could feel my orgasm building in my balls then it happened, I exploded in wave after wave of hot molten cum, into Audrey…and like the slut she is she drained my dry, and left me laying on top of her, completely spent, satisfied and yet still aroused.
I love my PLWW and wouldn’t be without her. If you enjoyed my tale, then let me know and I will fill you in on the rest of the trip as this was just the first day and I had 6 more to go.
FLN
Mar 21 2007, 12:51 PM
QUOTE(Lefty @ Mar 21 2007, 12:16 AM)

I was a little worried about taking her on the plane, but decided to take her in my carry-on. I didn’t care if the screeners saw it or not and in fact they did, or should I say she did. When my bag went through the x-ray machine of course the shape was seen and the young lady pulled my bag aside to search. I stood by as she opened up the bag, pulled Audrey out and opened her up, upon seeing Audreys delicious little pussy she turned to me, smiled and said, “Have a pleasurable trip!” So don’t worry about taking it on the airlines, unless you get embarrassed easily.
After checking into my hotel on Oahu I decided to go to one of my favorite beaches for a little R&R, and I took Audrey with me. This beach is my favorite because it is usually deserted and I can wear my thong there. I know, I know, but I love the freedom and the exposure.
After sitting at the beach for about 30 minutes without a soul in sight I decided it was time for Audrey to make an appearance. Since I didn’t have any hot water with me, I decided the sun would work just as well. I laid her out in the sun for 30 minutes or she warmed up perfectly.
Haha, having my Fleshy discovered at airport security would have killed me...
*Note to self: store Fleshlight in luggage*.
Then again, you wouldn't exactly see me in a thong on a beach plowing the lights out of it either. Kudos for that mate, you really couldn't do much better - deserted beach, sunny day on a tropical island: just you and a warm, lubed FL.
Nice work mate!
lordoth
Mar 21 2007, 01:54 PM
lol I agree FLN. I am not easily embarrassed but sex toys in a public place just might do it for me in the embarrassment department.
"On the news tonight, a man hijacks a plane with a vagina..."
Good read Lefty. The beach sounds nice for your Audrey exploits.
fazman
Mar 21 2007, 05:25 PM
woohoo thanx for adding the first story, and that was a great one.
Furnace
Mar 27 2007, 07:51 PM
fazman
Apr 1 2007, 11:26 AM
yep looks like this was a fizzer. Spewing too cause I thought it would get more people posting for those prizes
Furnace
Apr 3 2007, 04:19 AM
A bit disappointing but rules are rules.
Come on people. Your username makes you anonymous. Get involved.
Hopefully if you run another comp my entry can be used there.
wat u need my name for?
Jan 5 2008, 01:23 PM
Any chance for another competition?
lordoth
Jan 5 2008, 02:13 PM
Yes, perhaps in time for some new products to arrive. I guess it all depends on if we think we would actually get any entries this time lol
fazman
Jan 5 2008, 02:33 PM
this is generally the case and the main reason why we hadnt bothered putting any more comps up for awhile.
Luke
Mar 15 2008, 03:35 PM
Is their going to be any upcoming competitions??? one day... soon ...lol.
fazman
Mar 15 2008, 09:49 PM
lol funny u ask tht, guessing the free dvd offer is close as we will get for now
countrydude
Mar 15 2008, 11:28 PM
never been that lucky in competitions personally
but im surprised that when the one started at the beginning of this thread there wasnt more entries
fazman
Mar 16 2008, 09:13 AM
yep, we do try, but if not enough interest then no point running them.
Better to just give away a free dvd
lordoth
Mar 16 2008, 09:22 AM
I dunno if everyone else is like me but my main factor is time. I'm impatient and to come up with a story would take a little while. I even have trouble reading testimonials cuz I'm thinking "ohh, man.. that's too long. I gotta go to work in 5 minutes..."
fazman
Mar 16 2008, 09:30 AM
lol u need to come on earlier then lordoth
countrydude
Mar 16 2008, 05:58 PM
i get a bit like that. never enough time lol
but i always come back and read them. i love reading the testimonials and hearing other guys opinions on the most enjoyable toy ive ever bought hehe
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