Thinking about it, maybe I didn't leave her sated, and she had a few sneaky solo ones while I was sleeping... Who knows?
She said she was happy, anyway.
Btw, Pash, are you sure YOU should tell us about the AVERAGE woman? You are what the statisticians call a "skewed sample" lol
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21 orgasms and you dont think you fully satisfied her?
man no wonder some of us guys think women are hard to please
man no wonder some of us guys think women are hard to please
lol CD, any woman that gets 21 orgasms in a session is friggin lucky as all f..k
That's my goal in life - to make a woman squirt all over the place like Cytherea. Okay, maybe not as crazy as that. Last girl I was with was like a waterfall, but it wasn't really squirting. I felt sorry for her skirt lol
Better get some plastic sheets for that one Lordoth 
Countrydude, at the time, I was SURE she was satisfied; it's only NOW, 35 years later, that I wonder. Women are still a mystery to me, thanks be!
Must have been a special "special occasion", for me to remember it so clearly!
Must have been a special "special occasion", for me to remember it so clearly!
Pash, you are very quiet! Have we upset you, or is it just a busy Christmas? We've missed you.
QUOTE(jonnyW @ Dec 27 2007, 10:36 AM) 
Countrydude, at the time, I was SURE she was satisfied; it's only NOW, 35 years later, that I wonder. Women are still a mystery to me, thanks be!
Must have been a special "special occasion", for me to remember it so clearly!
Must have been a special "special occasion", for me to remember it so clearly!
That wasn't June, was it Jonny?
well actually i must say as a gay man women are even more of a mystery to me
No. FLN, "That was in another country, and besides, the wench is dead..."
Bravo Jonny.. 21 is excellent.. women are basically like a tap once she is primed and turned on .. they can keep coming.. trouble is most women find it too sensitive and want to stop .. but that sensitivity becomes like a continuous orgasm. So now its easy to see how I can get to 60 or 100... you do your math and keep a woman coming say 20 an hour.. a good 3-4 hour session.. she is drunk on orgasms
The hangover for this is quite something hehehe..
As for squirters Lordoth... Cytherea is usually in a much better position to squirt... if a girl is in a normal non squat kind of position then its just going to gush or cascade out.. knees back and its ready, aim, fire! (especially after that kind of fucking) lol
oh yeah and a very merry christmas guys .. hehehe
Pash
xxx
The hangover for this is quite something hehehe..
As for squirters Lordoth... Cytherea is usually in a much better position to squirt... if a girl is in a normal non squat kind of position then its just going to gush or cascade out.. knees back and its ready, aim, fire! (especially after that kind of fucking) lol
oh yeah and a very merry christmas guys .. hehehe
Pash
xxx
QUOTE(jonnyW @ Dec 27 2007, 06:32 PM)
No. FLN, "That was in another country, and besides, the wench is dead..."
Hahah, Nice quote Jonny.
I thought you'd pick that one up, FLN.
I don't see why we shouldn't raise the literary tone, sometimes, do you?
I don't see why we shouldn't raise the literary tone, sometimes, do you?
I didnt pick it up, where is it from?
It's from The Jew of Malta by Christopher Marlowe.
I guess Barabas had hoes in different area codes too.
I guess Barabas had hoes in different area codes too.
Faz, NOT the best known of plays, but I have always been fascinated by that quotation since first I came across it, reading the play at school c.1949 or 1950 - it was a "set book" for an exam.
Slightly surprising anybody recognised it!
It seemed apt, in this case, since both parts are, unhappily, true. The country was South Africa, the other part was a civilian Viscount plane shot down with a sam by one of Nkomo's men in the Rhodesian civil war in about 1976. She was about 28 when she died. The aircraft Captain was a friend of mine, too.; he got it down more or less in one piece, but the terrorists shot all the survivors, including him. RIP to them all.
THE WORLD CAN BE A CRUEL PLACE.
Slightly surprising anybody recognised it!
It seemed apt, in this case, since both parts are, unhappily, true. The country was South Africa, the other part was a civilian Viscount plane shot down with a sam by one of Nkomo's men in the Rhodesian civil war in about 1976. She was about 28 when she died. The aircraft Captain was a friend of mine, too.; he got it down more or less in one piece, but the terrorists shot all the survivors, including him. RIP to them all.
THE WORLD CAN BE A CRUEL PLACE.
Sorry, everybody; that was a bit gloomy for the festive season, but the memories came flooding back... I hate wars.
Please excuse an old man's meanderings...
Please excuse an old man's meanderings...
all good jonny,
Plays are something I failed in school. I hated performing arts with a passion, used to wag alot of the classes or sleep thru them
Plays are something I failed in school. I hated performing arts with a passion, used to wag alot of the classes or sleep thru them
QUOTE(jonnyW @ Dec 28 2007, 09:40 PM)
Faz, NOT the best known of plays, but I have always been fascinated by that quotation since first I came across it, reading the play at school c.1949 or 1950 - it was a "set book" for an exam.
Slightly surprising anybody recognised it!
It seemed apt, in this case, since both parts are, unhappily, true. The country was South Africa, the other part was a civilian Viscount plane shot down with a sam by one of Nkomo's men in the Rhodesian civil war in about 1976. She was about 28 when she died. The aircraft Captain was a friend of mine, too.; he got it down more or less in one piece, but the terrorists shot all the survivors, including him. RIP to them all.
THE WORLD CAN BE A CRUEL PLACE.
Slightly surprising anybody recognised it!
It seemed apt, in this case, since both parts are, unhappily, true. The country was South Africa, the other part was a civilian Viscount plane shot down with a sam by one of Nkomo's men in the Rhodesian civil war in about 1976. She was about 28 when she died. The aircraft Captain was a friend of mine, too.; he got it down more or less in one piece, but the terrorists shot all the survivors, including him. RIP to them all.
THE WORLD CAN BE A CRUEL PLACE.
I'm sure that's not a story that gets told too often - thanks for sharing Jonny.
wow FLN good pick up .. you are wise beyond your years.
I have been thinking about a couple of quotes over the last few days. Not from plays or anything that old and profound. lol one is from a song and one is from a tv show. I just like em is all!
"The trick is to keep breathing" - a Song
&
"If nothing we do matters, then the only thing that matters is the things we do"
"The trick is to keep breathing" - a Song
&
"If nothing we do matters, then the only thing that matters is the things we do"
QUOTE(fazman @ Mar 12 2007, 09:59 PM)
Then you really need to look at the Stamina training unit. This was my very first fleshlight I ever bought.
I had chosen this one for its realistic looking inner sensations. We have to admit, women just aren't smooth inside their love canal. They aren't ribbed, and they aren't waved. Women have lumps of flesh on the inside, thats what makes it feal so deliciously textured on your shaft
Everytime I use the Stamina training unit it reminds me so much of having sex, learning to control yourself with this fleshlight is definately a must, because she will definately let you release your load in a flash if you don't pay attention. Rubbing your knob over those realistic lips is absolutely heaven, and then popping yourself in and out, oh my god, Im sure you've felt this sensation when having real sex, and your mind will definately go back to the last time you did this when you play with the Stamina training unit
We just completed Sexpo Brisbane as noted in an earlier post, and for the most part I was letting people pop their finger into the Stamina training unit. I'd have to say that at least 99% of everyone that felt inside this one, said either Oh My Fucking God, Get our how real is that or Holy fucking shit thats realistic. Watching their eyes light up was amazing, even the women were like, oh wow that is real.
So if you want to learn self control, plus have a realistic sexual experience with a fleshlight, then the Stamina training unit is always going to be my first recommendation for your first flight.
Check out the cut open photo to see what Im talking about
faz
I had chosen this one for its realistic looking inner sensations. We have to admit, women just aren't smooth inside their love canal. They aren't ribbed, and they aren't waved. Women have lumps of flesh on the inside, thats what makes it feal so deliciously textured on your shaft
Everytime I use the Stamina training unit it reminds me so much of having sex, learning to control yourself with this fleshlight is definately a must, because she will definately let you release your load in a flash if you don't pay attention. Rubbing your knob over those realistic lips is absolutely heaven, and then popping yourself in and out, oh my god, Im sure you've felt this sensation when having real sex, and your mind will definately go back to the last time you did this when you play with the Stamina training unit
We just completed Sexpo Brisbane as noted in an earlier post, and for the most part I was letting people pop their finger into the Stamina training unit. I'd have to say that at least 99% of everyone that felt inside this one, said either Oh My Fucking God, Get our how real is that or Holy fucking shit thats realistic. Watching their eyes light up was amazing, even the women were like, oh wow that is real.
So if you want to learn self control, plus have a realistic sexual experience with a fleshlight, then the Stamina training unit is always going to be my first recommendation for your first flight.
Check out the cut open photo to see what Im talking about
faz
MATE - My cheque's in the mail on Monday morning, I'm always ready to explore new ways of shooting semen any way that I realistically can at any time
FLN, thanks for those. I like them both. To find and use an apt quotation can be one of the best ways to sum up an emotion, I find.
Lordoth, we wait with bated breath for the magic "400". Speak to us!
I was waiting to say something interesting, not that ever happens
Lordoth, that's just UNTRUE; your posts are always to the point!
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