I've stopped lurking. Order placed for original PL, as too much sensation could make my heart stop for good... Delivery promised for tomorrow. Testimonial will follow after first FLight, and while "route proving" to decide if I will 'upgrade' to WW.
Thanks for the advice I got, but am a cautious bloke, at my time of life. Am enjoying browsing the forums, what a nice gang you all are.

Your in the UK arnt you johnny?

I always say it's best to go out with a bang and not a whimper, however it would be bad to lose you just yet. Looking forward to the testimonial.

Faz, yes, am indeed in UK, even claim to be ENGLISH. But NOT, I hope, 'insular'. I haven't discovered a UK equivalent site, so have joined yours, and the US site. This is alright, I hope?

My PL duly arrived at 07.30 this morning. Packed discreetly, as promised. The Fleshlight is NOT a toy; it seems engineered to last as a serious tool (no pun intended).

As soon as possible - about 10am, she was unpacked, checked and warmed in water @ 60C for ten minutes - I could NOT wait any longer.

My PL then behaved like the perfect lady she clearly is. She did all I could ask, flirting with me until I slowly entered deeply inside her. Then she behaved like the wanton woman she also clearly can be... I do not think I will have any problems at all, and if - as you all say she will - the sensations get even better, I will be content (and contented) with my new mistress. I lasted 40 minutes, finishing with the best orgasm I have had for a long time.

Well, that's the test pilots verdict after the first flight. Will report further after 'route proving' flights in a couple of weeks. To all you youngsters, don't forget this the report of one who is 75 and maybe you will want or need more sensations than I now do. She is certainly tight enough for me... Reminds me of many years ago...

Cheers, cu on the site. JonnyW

Lol well done Jonny.

I thought you were from the UK. Just wanted to see how they livedselves.

Faz, [may I call you that?] they will do "overnight delivery" here for £6.75. I ordered her at 2,00pm Wednesday and she arrived at 07.15 Thursday. Could not beat this. BUT, this is only a small country, so distance was maybe 150 miles. Our old Royal Mail not so bad, though.

Am now pre-flighting for second test flight! Can't think of a name for her yet, but she can't just remain 'PL'

Faz: when do I stop being a 'lurker'?

yep most do call me faz

That overnite delivery is good for them. We now give people next day if they pay by credit card by a certain time, generally 2pm, otherwise we have to see payments cleared before the order gets sent.

The lurker goes after 20 posts.

FLN: thanks.

Second and third flights now accomplished. Her performance leaves nothing to be desired so far! Next flights will attempt to extend duration of each flight to determine maximum safe range. Full flight test report will be logged after tenth flight - anticipated on or before 5th February, but could be delayed if the pilot proves not to be fit enough.

Am making sure that all proper maintenance and pre-flight inspections will conform to the regulations in order to keep her fault-free.

Meanwhile, test pilot is a very happy man...

Grumpymonkey: Hi!

and I thought "going out with a bang" was just what I am doing... The aim is for multiple, possibly supersonic, bangs!

Gee you old bugger LOL

Well put :-)

Be carefull you might just do that > It will be all your fault Faz > Hey mate u have a duty of care LOL

Take care

Cya

lol im not taking responsibilty for anyone going out with a bang from flighting

FLights now seven NOT dead yet! Spirit still willing, flesh weakening. Even so, report date may well be early...

Dont worry about death Jonny. You've just been born again. Everyone here knows, there's life before Fleshlight, and there's life after Fleshlight. So far, I'm favouring the latter.

lol well said. Got something for you to try out if you havent already.

Grab one of your textured inserts, take it out of the case and turn it around so your looking at the bottom of it. Pop some lube in it and try it out like a hand masturater. OMG that was dam intense, especially with the speed bump.

Well, ten FLights completed and I feel like a new man! (Actually I feel like a new woman would be a good idea, but have no illusions about finding one at my age, and any way I still love my wife.). I am now sure that a Fleshlight is the best available substitute for a warm and willing woman.

You may have read my post on the arrival of PL and my first FLight with her, but I have included my first
thoughts. She is all woman. " A lady in the drawing-room and a whore in the bedroom"

Now to record the test flights - sorry if this is long (hopefully not boring) but a sort of documentary record.# DateTimeLasted

1 25th 10.000:40Much smoother and more realistic than I expected. it gave me the best orgasm I have had for some time. Seems lube is ok, but care needed with the suction control.

2 26th02:000:48Very satisfying. My orgasm lasted for ages, and left me very satisfied and a bit
tired. Total Time 1:28

3 26th14:500:57Exploring the range from fast to very slow stroking. I found that fully tightening the
end cap caused aneed for much more lubrication. Did not quite last for an hour. Orgasm tremendous and prolonged. T/T 2:25

4 26th23:331:03Put ptfe tape on end cap. Tried wide variations in suction and speed. nearly came
three times, but 'backed off' in time. prolonged orgasm. T/T 3:18

5 27th11:380:17Tried for a 'quickie'. Used medium suction and high speed, without relaxing. tense orgasm. Used a lot of lube. T/T 3:35

6 27th22:581:05Quick entrance, high speed for 3 mins, then just a comfortable steady pace. Tried
adding water to lube. When orgasm finally achieved, was most intense yet, leaving me drained yet relaxed. This may be as long as I can last. close to the border of pleasure and pain. Most satisfying! I had better slow down a bit... T/T 4:40

7 28th22:431:04Before insertion, it took me 10 mins to get a fully hard erection. Age is telling.
After 35 mins, partially lost erection, but 5 mins of fast stroking restored fully. Orgasm not as intense nor prolonged as #6, no doubt due to fatigue. Still PL is much better than I expected. T/T 5:44

29th12:20Became horny at an inconvenient time, had to wait!

8 2922:570:36Pre-warmed PL for 30 mins in water @ 55C. tried steady speed, but more . The Lady became very wanton, and caused me to lose control suddenly, long before I intended. This is so realistic, I can hardly believe it happened...This left me completely satisfied and relaxed, in the most natural way. T/T 6:11

9 3014:500:47Virtually a repeat of FLight 8. Again, a sudden loss of control, and a need to cum
NOW! An intense orgasm, and a relaxed me. T/T 6:58

10 3023:451:07I took a while to be ready, and PL had cooled down a bit. Sluggish start, and after
35 mins 'lost it'. Started again, and this willing lady ensured that I had a fairly intense orgasm. very long-lasting, in the end. T/T 8:05

So, what are my conclusions? If I never used PL again, she would have been worth every penny (cent?).- but I will yes,yes!l. I cannot recommend a Fleshlight too highly to anyone in my situation - or indeed any MAN who is otherwise deprived of sexual relief with a woman ( can't comment for lack of a man). Of course, it's not quite the same as a loving, willing, warm woman- but it's bloody close! All the physical sensations are there, it's only the emotional bits that are missing...

PL you have changed my life for the better in a week. I am in the sort of sexual haze I had as a young lover, I am better tempered and happier; maybe I'm more tired, too! I shall try to leave her alone for 48 hours, to recover my powers, because 10 times in less than a week - while nothing to a 20 or 30-year old - is certainly enough for me.

Hope this is of some interest as impressions of an "old newby. Cheers jonnyW

Thanks Fln, for your comment.

But you "must" remember that I am an old man., which is a "different country", so I may see things a little differently to you!

I took a 48 hour break.

Two more FLights now only confirm my findings. PL is certainly the woman for me! I am besotted... (provisional name = June, of happy memories - don't ask...)

I cannot understand how what I know is only an artificial aid can feel so physically convincing. Surely I do realise intellectually that PL is only an aid to physical relief; yet she can behave like a wanton and demanding woman, sometimes catching me unawares, and demanding that I satisfy "her" by cumming NOW, because it's what she wants. This is so like a woman in my (limited) experience, and so UNLIKE an inanimate object.

This is clever engineering design, and it works! Full marks to ILF for this.

I am still "under her spell" and will hope to remain so. You say that a textured insert would be better. I beg leave to doubt this, from my perspective at this time. Perhaps later. Who can say that they have never 'lost it' in the middle of a session with a woman? Certainly I can't as I passed 40 or 50! Does it matter anyway? Not to me. What happens in the end is what matters.

Yes, after 25 FLights (up to 12 now) I may well decide that a WW is the thing to try. I'll report back then -maybe in 3 weeks or so...

Meanwhile, I am, as I said earlier, content and contented with my new mistress. I really am enjoying a new lease of (sexual) life, and will only want to change it if it seems that something is missing. The sensations I am getting are deeply satisfying, and keeping me happy and relaxed, in a way I haven't been for three years, since the physical relationship with my - much loved - wife came to an end.

To sink deeply into PL, to feel her gently and insistently massaging my prick and persuading me that I am not yet old, that she likes to feel my hard penis in her, and she can and will give me an intense orgasm, is enough for now.. This, I feel, is more than most men of 75 can enjoy, and enjoying it I am!


Please don't think I am just ignoring what you say, and I have thought hard about it.
Cheers jonnyW

I had a go on my PL the other day for the first time since I'd originally got my first FL. She wasn't too shabby and I'd forgotten how little lube she needs compared to the others! Mind you, the following time I was back on my WW again.

wow boy have I missed heaps.. this is a great thread and if we have a star rating then Id like to see it get 5 stars Faz.....

Johnny... I think its fantastic to see ...as Phantom Puller said... you have been reborn! And Fleshlight was your saviour. I enjoy reading your posts as I do enjoy all our members and their input.. there is simply no other forums around on the net like this and the US one for a bunch of wankers (I say that in the nicest possible way)

It really is great to hear you are enjoying your PL so much... June will keep you happy but one day she may need a friend to help out... but for now it is good to hear your wanton woman is having her way so readily and wonderfully with you.

Keep up the good work ..and as for the rest of you guys.. Im so happy to see you are all still here. I missed this place lately.... and now that I am not going to be attending Queensland I will be here to help keep things moving.. hopefully.

Pash
x

Thanks Pash: I've been hoping I might hear from the "expert lady" Glad you find my experiences interesting. It seems a few others have been reading this as well.

Am currently enjoying - HOW I'm enjoying - June for the 21st time. She has now been my mistress for exactly 21 days, and I had just over three days away from her last week. So, she can certainly persuade her old man to keep going.. just what I needed.

I promised to write a better report after 25 FLights, so that should not be too long now!

x jonny

Hooray! You can keep me company when I'm bumming around on the internet during the day.

Hehe, anyone do anything special for Valentine's Day? Did you buy your fleshy a rose? lol or perhaps one of those other warm-blooded FleshLights... you know? with the breathing and realism.. Oh, that's right! Women! I went and had dinner/went out drinking with 3 girls. No no, unfortunately not as sexy as it sounds.. but I did pretty much walk in the door and said to the three of them "So, we gonna have an orgy tonight or what?" Well, it was V'Day! You could only hope. Most men would get slapped for that and other comments but I'm different lol I'm trustworthy and harmless or something.

Promised Report 29 FLights so far

This recounts my experiences with my PL original "June" from when I received her
on 25th January, to 23rd February.
You may have read the posts above, and if so you will already know how pleased
satisfied and contented I am ( oh boy, am I "satisfied and contented"). Being
75, I am also tired...

Quality factors:
The Fleshlight is a properly engineered and manufactured tool. It is NOT a toy.
The case will clearly be durable.
The insert *may* wear out, but it is as good internally as when I received it.
Externally the ribs of the insert, have some traces of tiny fibre-like threads, probably
from the cloth used to dry the PL after cleaning.
The orifice face of the insert shows small wear marks on the extreme periphery,
from the abrasion of the large end cap being screwed on and off. I will now leave
it off, which may help in the process of drying.

The "bare facts", after playing with 'June' 29 times in 30 days.
Frequency:
7 days 0 Flight
18 days 1 Flight
4 days 2 Flights
1 day 3 Flights

Duration:
under 15 mins 1
16 to 30 mins 1
31 to 45 mins 4
45 to 1:00 hr/mins 10
1:01 to 1:15 hr/mins 11
1:16 to 1:30 hr/mins 1
over 1:30 hr/mins 1

Subjective Analysis.
As I have already said, I am amazed at the way in which an inanimate aid is so very
convincing. Properly warmed and lubricated, with eyes closed, "she" is totally like the
"real thing" as far as physical sensations go. Nothing, of course, can actually replace
the emotional aspects, which turn mere sex into a loving relationship. Still, "she" has
an incredible ability to suddenly turn into a wanton woman, demanding that I come
NOW, because that's what SHE needs (just like a real woman can and does). This has
happened to me several times, and when it does, an immediate and very satisfying orgasm
is the result. At other times, I am able to continue until I choose (as the figures above prove).

I am now about to order a PLWW as several of you have recommended I do. This
may be tighter than I am used to. I do expect that this will very considerably increase
the intensity, and shorten the time - I'm not sure that's necessarily what I most need or
want. I will be surprised if a PLWW actually increases the intensity of an orgasm, and
what I have been experiencing with "June" is already far better than I have had during the
last three years; but I would be foolish not to try it! You will hear from me about it
in due time...

Value for Money
I am not able to understand why there are some complaints on the board about the cost.
This seems to me to be "value for money" both in the sense that it is a well-made and
durable product, and also in the sense that there are "hours of fun" to be had from it.
I have not had experience of 'after-sales' but Fleshlight UK handled my order discreetly
and with despatch, and I'm certain it's the same in Australia, where Faz and Pash are providing
a very good service. Good on you both!

Advice
I recommend the purchase and use of a FLeshlight without reserve, for any one who has
not yet got a partner, or who is prevented either temporarily or permanently from
having regular sex.
Don't hesitate, buy yourself a FLeshlight now - you will be pleased you did and satisfied with it!

Decided to show you all why my FL is called JUNE, of happy memories.


Click to view attachment

thanx for sharing jonny

Now continued in:

June: a progress report.

(ignore the double posting, made in error.)