I'll start by saying this is a couple of months late this testimonial, seeing as I bought my baby in early December. I may aswell write one now, better late than never!
I was reading Phantom's excellent testimonial just a minute ago and started my own reply and then I thought "Hey, wait, I might aswell start my own as it's just becoming a mini teste on someone else's!"
Wouldn't it be nice if you could get an A+ for writing a creative essay in highschool on the wonders of a Fleshlight?

Well, I'll get to the point. I, just like Phantom always saw the Fleshlight on the international websites and I was definately not into the idea of ordering overseas or using my brother's credit card to buy a sex toy (oh no, it's not a "toy" my friend...)

I was searching through Google and saw Fleshlight.com had an <b>au</b> on the end. Could this be true? Is it really an Aussie Fleshlight?? My prayers have been answered. Goodbye hand, hello Fleshy! In this period leading up to the Summer holidays I had discovered the wonders of online purchasing. A computer was probably my biggest spend, and it was worth it (Hey, what's better than porn with surround sound?! lol)
I was kinda hoping with FL.com.au "They better have direct deposit..." and wholla! They do.

After making my descision I'm looking at delivery address. Do I make it home? Do I make it work? I checked out the discreet delivery info. "Thank god!" I thought. Work it is then. Dont want someone picking it up at home and deciding to open it cuz they're nosey bastards or shaking it like a Christmas present. It arrived at work within the next couple of days. I grabbed it from my collegue who signed for the package. "How oblivious she is" I thought to myself... For all she knew, it was just enough Xmas package I'd ordered for someone as a present.

I took it to my office, silently opening the package to check the contents. I couldn't take it out there though, someone could come in. So I took it to the male toilets to have a proper look, seeing as I'm the only male at work then privacy wouldn't be an issue. I just wanted to check it out anyway. Once inside feeling the lovely texture with my fingers, to be honest I thought to myself "This is kind of surreal & strange" As I'd only seen things about this on the internet and now I had it, right in my very own hands in my work toilet of all places...

After feeling the Fleshlight I thought why not lube up and just put my penis inside it, once again, just to check it out. Wow, what a nice feeling. I wasn't expecting that. I had a few slides up and down and thought it was amazing. But anyway, I'm at work and probably should go and pretend to be busy, well working... I went back to my office but I could still feel the sensation the Fleshlight had left on me. It was as if I had been given a blowjob but the girl hadn't finished and left me (I know, the nerve!) So I had to go back to the toilet and finish. And I did just that. No one was the wiser. I washed it, dryed it, and put it in my car, ready to use another day in the privacy of my own bedroom with my surround sound internet porn.

I'll now say in that two months I have bought 3 Fleshlights all up. I have masturbated once with my hand. My WonderWave is my favourite. I've even cleaned my draws in my desk to give the Fleshlights their own draw (as rightfully they should!) They were previously sharing it with photos, old letters from highschool years ago. Sentimentality vs Gratification. The latter, wins easy

lol awesome. Cant believe you used it at work, at least u have the privacy of not having work mates come into the toilet though.

What other ones have we sent out to you already?

Faz

Hahaha... I LOVE it.. way to go FLying at work .. nawty and yet exciting, nothing like a rush like that! hehehehe Somehow I knew when I read it that when you went back to work half finished.. that you would end up back in the toilet to complete the FLight!

Great testimonial lordoth, I see more and more repeat customer orders coming in including yours and I am glad to see you joining us here on the forum to share. I love these stories, the descriptiveness and way in which you guys really do open up and share with us all here anonymously, is something I certainly get a rush from!

Thanks for sharing.. very well written A++

Pash
xxx

I've got the original and the super ribbed as well. SR hasn't won me over yet, or perhaps it's just too sensitive and I like the relaxed constant pleasure feeling from the wonderwave.
I know, I wouldn't ever do such a thing at work either. But I did lol. Anyway the people I worked with.. one was my best friend and the other was her mum so it was a fairly relaxed atmosphere there. I used to visit there before I worked there aswell, to say hi etc.