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Stev B
Hey everyone, Stev here. I just received my vortex fleshy 2 days ago and it's brilliance spurred me to write this testy and preach to you it's glorious messages! Being the owner of 4 other fleshys, I could assume I am an experienced FLighter. I'll give you a full rundown (for those too impatient, just refer to the bold text at the end):

After several days of impatient waiting and supercharged hype from reading many positive reviews about the vortex, I was given notice that it was here! Excitedly, I took the train back from the city after a hard day. However, I frighteningly realized connex (not suprisngly) had delayed my train (good riddance they are getting the sack). It was 4:40 and the PO closes at 5! Dammit!

In a pit of desperation, I rang the guys at the PO up, and yes they grimly informed me that it would close at 5. But they were nice enough to stay open for a little bit longer so I could pick up an 'important package' tongue.gif Well I didn't lie did I? lol

After greedily grabbing my pack and running back home, I ripped it open and was not disappointed. The sleeve was still very supple... and pink. I curiously flared open the back and observed the intricate texture. Imagine a spiral staircase of of ribs and portions that tighten and open out at regular intervals.

Absoultely ecstatic, I decided to give it a good baptism and warm it up. After seemingly an hour, I grabbed the case, shoved the sleeve into it, lubed up quickly and gently edged myself into it.

As I entered, I felt firm but rather subtle ribs that swirled around my head. It was comfortably gripping me as I slid in, but went tighter and tighter as I bottomed out. My cock instantly went super hard and stiff; I almost wanted to blow right then!

I started getting into it, stroking deeply with both hands. The feeling as I entered the different chambers was simply sublime; no other fleshlight has been able to provide this feeling.

Adventurous, I turned up the suction and ironically the texture became even more obvious and stimulating!

This FL is fantastic in the fact it can keep you on the edge, but not numbing or bring you to the brink too quickly like the SB.

After edging for a good 20 mins, I decided to end it. I went rapidly and as I was just about to blow, time seemed to slow down.

My hands simply stopped because I got so sensitive and I could feel long jets of cum shoot out. It was not simply one big orgasm (as it is for my other inserts), but 5 medium-strong orgasms. It feels like the cum is being gently but sternly sucked out of your cock, thus the vortex truly lives up to it's name!

I was left breathless, trembling and twitching, and I can gladly say this is FL's best so far.

SUMMARY

The vortex is absolutely fantastic! It provides unique, extremely stimulating but pleasurable sensations. Being someone of average size (5-6''), I was able to get past the 1st chamber and well into the 2nd. Average-smaller guys will not be left out here like the lotus. This is my new fav insert and I highly recommend it.

Stimulation: 8.5-9/10

Pleasure: 9/10

Flight length: 7/10

Overall: 9.25/10

+'s:
Unique chamber variance
Stimulating but not too intense ribs
Makes great use of suction
Satisfying O's!

-'s:
Too pleasurable!
Thin lube required for optimum performance

If I were to rank my FL's, here they are:

1. PL Vortex
2. Lia19 Lotus
3. STU
4. Wonder wave
5. SB

Ok thanks for reading guys!
fazman
Well done Stev, thanx for sharing about this one. Great to read about what you thought on the vortex and to get a rating of it
jonnyW
Thanks, Stev. V good testy. I think a vortex may be my next! That would make five for me also.

Those with only one texture are missing something, without doubt. So there you are, between what Stev has,
and my four, you can make a choice on what you are going to buy next...

I rank mine:

1. Paris Lotus
2. Tera Patrick Twista
3. Lia 19 Wonder wave
4. Original PL

(Possible different choices to Stev, as I am 7 1/2"L, 6" G - we are all different!)
countrydude
awesome testy. reminds me i have to write one about my latest purchase
but yes must say the vortex has intrigued me ever since i saw it first released in the US
def on my list
Stev B
Thanks for the feedback guys! I've also ordered the vibro butt cyclone, so when I get that, I'll post my review up!
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