Hi guys,

Well ...... What do i say!!! First of all a big thanks to Lisa and Jason for their help in sorting a minor courier issue. The response and speed of their replies was amazing and before i knew it i had my " Weapon of mass pleasure" in my hot little hand. It was an absolute pleasure to deal with you guys.

Ok I must say I was not really that keen to buy " a rubber vagina" Really ... Why? i ask.... So whilst surfing adult documentaries ( porn ) i stumbled apon the fleshlight. After an hour of reading comments on this forum, I was convinced!

I needed to find out what all the fuss was about. Bugger it .... So one Wonderwave lady was ordered.

I won't bore you with the finer details of using it!

Just do yourself a favour and GO and order one.

IT"S BLOODY AMAZING!

I've had some fantastic partners in the past and some of the best sex you can imagine, but this is AMAZING! Not as good as the real thing but I've found that with a bit of "PJUR" lube it's amazing how close to the real thing it feels. ( you just need to experiment with the amout) actually I hate to admit this but the Fleshie is better than a couple of my partners.

Oh a tip if you tip a small amount of warm water in the base while you are going to town on it , it feels a little like a woman who squirts. ( with wet stuff lube) Just a different sensation to try if your experimenting.

To go through life and not experience a fleshie is just wrong.

Do your self a favour ... lash out and buy yourself one ...... You will not regret it!

Hmm which one to buy next is the question??

God even my old F..k buddy is asking when can you come around .... she thinks i've found a replacement. lol Ha i have! On a serious note, As an over sexed male it great fun and safe.

Probably the only surprise was the change in my orgasm. It's the longest wildest orgasm I've had. The only way I could describe it is imagine coming in you girlfriends mouth while she sucks firmly on your .... keeping a strong vacum till your completely spent. Even the slightest movement of the fleshlight just keeps the pleasure going after you've cum.

Fuck the stimulus package .... Old K Rudd should be handing these babies out.

A tip on drying " the weapon of mass pleasure" a small funnel popped in the lady end and loosly sat in the holder, placed under a fan. ( it just stops the opening from closing up. Now don't try that with your girl friend.

OK , I've umm gotta go er ..... well. You know! ( it's those bloody lip on pash's aviator! ) OMG lol


Cheers Flightclub

welcome to the forums flightclub. Thanx for the testimony and props. From reading that, one would have to say you're immensely happy with your purchase

Welcome Flightclub, Like the name mate

Welcome Flightclub, to the club. Stay, post and enjoy...

The Sex Party has just passed to be an official party in the government... maybe I should pitch that to them! hehe

hahahaha Where do I start. Firstly .. welcome to the FLight CLub.. err flightclub! hehe

And thanks.. happy to help, I know the anxiety you guys go through waiting for it after waiting so long to decide on purchasing one!

Exxxcellent Teste-moanial... thanks for sharing your experience!

As for What's next... I said to someone on the phone yesterday asking me about the types. I said the only way you will know is to get them all
I think everyone should have an STU or speedbump... and probably a Fleshlight Girl. The Butt in ultra tight for that anal experience.. then there is the vortex and super ribbed.. see its too hard to choose just ONE!

Welcome to the family!

Pash
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