Well, didn't realize it would take so long for my initial post to appear on the forum,
so didn't really get the pre-game advice I was looking for - but a big thanks to Fazman tho.
A quick summary first, then the juicy bits (so to speak):
- I warmed it up and was happy enough with the temp
- Not sure I entirely like the lips being permanently splayed, but that's personal pref
- Inside the width is fine, just enough stimulation (I'm 7" and 5")
- Cleaning is easy enough, drying a bit of a pain if you're in a hurry
- The entrance seems a bit worn already just below the clit,
like opening it up for drying (i turned it partly inside out) has caused some of the top layer to come apart
i wouldn't say it was torn though - but a small concern
- Value for money will depend on the durability i guess, but $150ish is certainly reasonable
- Realism 9/10
Ok, now the good stuff:
Being the sensitive guy that I am (lol, no seriously), I took a slightly different approach.
I really wanted to savour the moment so after much thought and preparation, I opted for the hands-free approach,
using a pillow and a few props (see pics)
Missionary
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Doggy
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Yes, that's part of a schoolgirl outfit, but we shan't go into that right now
Only applied a small amount of lube to myself and to the outer lips/clit area, then proceeded to 'tease' my girl.
To say that it feels almost like the real thing, isn't doing it justice. I would argue that when slippery, the entrance
is probably better than the real thing. Not least because it's so smooth and hair is so unnecessary down there.
Also, you won't slide straight in - you need to literally penetrate - so that's ideal.
Soon enough she decided she wanted the head in at the very least, so naturally I obliged. The feeling of squeezing
your head through the opening, popping out into the realm of her textured canal is indescribable. Ironically, not overly
realistic (can't say I've sampled a virgin anytime recently), but care factor, zero. At this point it was all but over for me,
and I had no choice but to lunge forward and consummate our budding relationship.
Let me just say at this point that foreplay had been going for over half an hour now, and also keep in mind that
I had planned in advance and abstained for 5 days... not sure about others, but my banks are ready to burst after
1-2 days, let alone 5.
From there on it was purely a matter of staying in the game long enough to learn the ins and outs (pun intended)
so as to better write this testimonial. However, with the missus due home and cleanup to do (not ideal), heading for
the point of no-return was a no-brainer. The texture certainly doesn't help make for taking your time, and a handful
of strokes later she sensed my climax..... "noooo, pull out, not inside me"..... arrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhh.
But alas, you have no say in it my dear.
As the song goes.... "we've only just begun"...
Let me know if you'd like to hear any further adventures of Optimo and the naughty schoolgirl
